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My favourite one is getting alongside a lorry and then slowing down to the same speed as it, when some twat in a beemer has been trying to bully or flash me out of the way :twisted:

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slow down in the fast lane when some twat is up my arse trying to get past

 

and sitting at the same speed as the car next to me on dual carriage ways when a taxi wants to get past, is even better on a saturday night heading towards manchester city centre :mrgreen::mrgreen:

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having no tolerance for idiots who can't drive to save there live's and idiots that try to que jump and idiots that wont move out of the outside lane till i almost write off there cars :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

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When there's a section of road that goes from one lane into two lanes and then back into one lane,there is allways some idiot who clearly has'nt got the power or enough road to get past my truck but they still try.

When their bit of lane runs out and they are still thrashing the the round ones off they shit car at the side of me i move over and force them into on comming traffic :evil:

 

 

 

Is that wrong :oops:

It's either that or i have to slow down for them get past which is a pain when your driving a truck.

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People who refuse to drive in lane 1, even when it's empty...

 

Got to agree with that, I work nights and use the M1 about 4--5am the road is EMPTY, and I would guess 75% of the cars driven on that road are middle laners, and what pisses me off even more they are MiniCabs driven by mostly ethnic minorities at 60mph, Even got a outside laner doing 60 the other night and was totally surprised when I started flashing him, Moved over, and then went straight back in the outside lane as soon as I was passed

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boy racer baiting.

 

when people try to jump the que, ive put 2 cars into the cones doing that.

 

People who go on the inside lane of a roundabout to go straight on when theres 3 exits. I know they gonna do it, so i block them and make them go around again.

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Ragging the crap out of rental vehicles,

 

when in a rental vehicle if you cut me up on the motorway i will point said rental vehicle at you and if you dont get out of the way well i dont care cos its not my car you arse.

 

 

 

 

yeah :lol:

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Ragging the crap out of rental vehicles,

 

when in a rental vehicle if you cut me up on the motorway i will point said rental vehicle at you and if you dont get out of the way well i dont care cos its not my car you arse.

 

 

 

 

yeah :lol:

 

Urm...aren't i renting YOU a 7.5 ton truck at the end of the month?

 

only cos Kev said i"m not allowed to drive it...reckons it would be like me driving a Scalextric :lol::lol:

 

Mine.....Parrellel blocking lane 2 or 3 with other said 40 foot trucks coming up to roadworks on M1 everynight to stop ignorant " i can"t read road sign dickheads "...to keep the traffic flowing......and theres always 1 who thinks its his God given right to be in front of me :evil:

Oh , and going through said roadworks at 53/54 cos i know the cameras don"t go off til you hit 60 :lol::lol: THAT REALLY P*SSES CAR DRIVERS OFF :lol::lol::lol:

 

And yes , i do use my truck to my advantage...... :lol::lol:

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Urm...aren't i renting you a 7.5 ton truck at the end of the month?

 

 

You are indeed my friend - is there a problem???

 

 

lol

 

 

 

I like to shit you up.

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My favourite one is getting alongside a lorry and then slowing down to the same speed as it, when some twat in a beemer has been trying to bully or flash me out of the way :twisted:

 

than boot it as your about clear :lol::lol::lol:

 

which obviously doesnt work when im in the fiesta

 

 

 

 

 

the best was the other week merc right up my bum so i indicate to pull in after the lorry then take a week to actually pull into my lane :lol:

 

he then got up behind a white cavalier then undertook him so with a puff of black smoke the cav stuck to his arse like glue to god knows what speed :lol::lol::mrgreen: OWNED!!!!!!!!

 

oh and then on the next rounderbout i took the wrong exit just to wipe his sorry ass off some lights and cut him up :mrgreen:

 

 

sometimes i feel sorry for the people that drive BM's and Merc's the ammount of people like me that have a pet hate for them and deliberatly wind them up must be unreal, there was a post on another board where a bm tryed to cut someone up but they booted it and the bm ended up ON the rounderbout...........foookin owned mate :mrgreen::ykt:

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some sod had double parked on a hill so i had to stop and pull away on this steep hill as he was unloading stuff

 

i lost all grip going past it and made lots of loud noises :oops:

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waiting at the front of a set of lights in the right hand lane with people behind you and indicating right as they go green.

 

Gets me every time :lol:

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