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[Tom]

the best night out you ever had?

 

mine was when the fire service were on strike. we got kicked out of a couple of pubs cos i was pretending to be a bouncer and kept turning people away.

 

but anyway after the night ended we were on the way back to mine and decide to say high to the firemen who were outside with their barrel of fire keeping warm.

 

we stayed there drinking with them til 5am. they let us use the pole (easy)

 

sound the sirens, fook about with the hoses the lot

 

top night out

 

how about you? (keep it clean )

[Slik 50]

Mine was last night,

I went to the local tesco express and found they had beef jerkie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dont get out much

[atomic punk]

The best nights out are usually lost in an alcoholic haze so I never remember

[Posse]

the best night for me ever was about 5 years ago i went to a party round my mates and we were all pissed up and about 2 in the morning most peps had left and there was to girls and me and 3 other fellas there and we said go on kiss and they did i thought fook me this is so me and then you guessed it was full on

[Tom]

filth

[Posse]

m8 i still think about it until this day i nearly had to walk out but i could'nt

[perry]

cant think of a specific night but i have been in a few random peoples houses in the early hours after closing time sat with a load of people ive never met before , with no clue where i am , how i got there and how no one is questioning my use of whoever the owner was remote for the sky

 

i remember one night last year when i was sharing a " masonette " ( house above a shop ) with a mate . The girl next door well , wasnt really a girl at all , infact she was 31 . I only know this after being stood in her kitchen and for some reason age came up in conversation . Me and my mate thought she was no more than 24 and it resulted in me seeing her driving licence

 

so anyway , this one night i was sat , quite mellow after a bit of listening to my completely legal scanner while sat at our window looking over paignton town centre

 

i took particular notice of the massive police presence ( about 3 of them ) walking around outside . Normally i wouldnt have given a shit , it is the centre of town after all , but i was and i disliked their interest in our front door

 

we shared that front door with the girl / 31 year old stunner next door as well as a shared corridor . After seeing a copper being let in we hid upstairs

 

some time passed and a car pulled up , a black car , 2 fellas in suits got out , carrying a briefcase . After much " what the fooks going on " and " dude this shits strong " we were a little stressed to say the least

 

even more so when we saw the 2 fellas emerge out the front door with a fooking body being carried between them

 

the girl / stunner next door was seeing a bloke at the time who as far as we could tell was trying to leave his wife ( i know this as one day upon returing home from work she was sat by the door and started giving me jibba jabba )

 

so as far as we were concerned this sketchy bloke had done over our fit neighbour and due to the somewhat covert method of losing the body ( why wasnt there an ambulance ? ) we were pretty shitted up and it didnt help that we didnt see the fit 31 year old for 2 weeks after , but we heard a knock at the door in the morning and after opening it a few hours later we saw a note saying " sorry for last night " and it included some weed , how did the person that left the note know we were into that , was it a bribe

 

upon her return ( thats right it wasnt her that was dead ) she told us the bloke she was seeing had a heart atack ( probably during )

 

we decided not to ask any more questions on the matter

 

thats probably the most sketchy night i can remember

[bashmk1]

wow, im gonna go have a joint then read that again. there was too many smileys for me to take that all in.

[mk1mexico]

Not going to go into detail here but it was in Amsterdam

[perry]

it was in Amsterdam

 

understood

 

massive windmill sight seeing trip eh

[flyingbanana]

wow, im gonna go have a joint then read that again. there was too many smileys for me to take that all in.

 

lol

[BIGKEV]

Good thread ill have to think on this one whilst I

[Cookie]

took particular notice of the massive police presence ( about 3 of them )

 

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I spun out just looking at all the smilies giving me a stare about the eyeballs! lol

[orionmojo]

best night out i can remember most of was a few weeks ago.

 

drinking all night anyway, had about half of a bottle of southern comfort cos i was broke and drinking in the house. then my little brother called and said there was a lock in at the local !

so i went across and it was a staff party, but i'm a regular anyway so they let me in. so after a few too many turoshandy and wicked wifebeater drinking games we played that dreaded game of truth or dare

 

SOOOO much fun . no more detail on a public forum, but there was lots of nakedness

[Messenjah]

a house party that i threw ... started drinking at 5pm finished at 6am dont remember much after 6 but woke up in my bed with two fit girls and one MNGER lol. tis a shame i had been so wasted lol i woke up in th emiddle of my bed with a fit girl either side of me and a minger perched on the edge of the bed

[Posse]

Not going to go into detail here but it was in Amsterdam

 

come on tell us lol

[Twinkle]

Not going to go into detail here but it was in Amsterdam

 

come on tell us lol

 

m8 amsterdam is the nads we oughts have an old skool weekend break

[GT_Jim]

this was about a year ago a couple of friends came over, the usual beer and pizza thing was done and it was about 2 in the morning we were sobering up so we decided to go out for a ride on the bikes,

 

i was riding down the middle of the road on the back wheel trying to set gatso's off wearing a cowboy hat........ah the memories

[Cookie]

+No exact details as im sure someone will be offended

but a few random words to get the jist

 

*Out with boys on birthday bash

 

*cardiff town centre

 

* loads of pubs

 

*loads of clubs

 

* absoulutly sh*t faced

 

* nice relaxin massage in local parlour for ,,ermm a massage

 

* Large kebab with everything

 

* Nice long lie in

[BIGKEV]

Not going to go into detail here but it was in Amsterdam

 

come on tell us lol

 

m8 amsterdam is the nads we oughts have an old skool weekend break

 

like it twink good call

[105Nick]

Prob sweeps festival at Rochester castle, the pub had a ale tasting thing on so me and some mates walked in, of course I was in my usual heavy metal attire and wasn't linked with ne1 so had my feck off new rock boots on, blade jacket etc in scorching heat, strolled through the full beer garden and started moshing in the middle .... to a folk band who didn't kknow what the fook had hit em. We then proceeded to go for a drive and had a drag race through the towns in mums 1 litre corsa against a bus load of hippies. I won

 

Though my local club was good before it got infiltrarted by underagers and lame wannabe's used to go in the mosh pit and every night come out caked in blood where I'd nutted someone while headbanging dont do it too often now while me gfs about, but seeing Guns N Roses live is something I alawys had to do, and I had the best of company there so that was awesome.

[DeuceCoupe]

Not going to go into detail here but it was in Amsterdam

 

come on tell us lol

 

m8 amsterdam is the nads we oughts have an old skool weekend break

 

I went to Amsterdam with the girls from work walked run the red light district (being females didn't go in) but went to see live sex show had a laugh