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"There's No Place Like Home"

 

 

from my favouritest film ever, The Wizard of Oz :mrgreen:

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

LADY in the house - ahhhh bless you!! :lol::lol:

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Don't move or the nigger gets it. - Blazing Saddles.

 

 

And

 

"Good morning" (to the little grey haired lady)

 

"fook off Nigger!"

 

So wrong!! :lol::lol:

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"There's No Place Like Home"

 

 

from my favouritest film ever, The Wizard of Oz :mrgreen:

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

LADY in the house - ahhhh bless you!! :lol::lol:

 

And Mr Zetech - what's with the Trisha thing? Did you see her on Al Murry Last night?

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And Mr Zetech - what's with the Trisha thing? Did you see her on Al Murry Last night?

 

Yeah but I've always had the horn for her... she's underrated in the hot totty stakes... :wink:

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Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. To show us how their world really ticks.

 

Whistler: I've had enough of their world. They're shitting bricks just because they're no longer on the top of the damn food chain.

 

Blade 2 8):thumbsup:

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"Do you know what a Nemisis is ? "

 

" A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent , personified in this case by an horrible c*nt...ME ! "

 

What a line... :thumbsup:

 

 

(in a Southern drawl ) "You're so dead you don't even know it" - Texas Chainsaw massacre (re-make)

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Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

 

:thumbsup::thumbsup::lol::lol::lol:

 

And how many times have you used that line?? :lol:

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Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

 

THE top film quote i do beleive :thumbsup::mrgreen:

 

 

I'll go with

I'm not the messiah now fook off

how shall we fook off oh lord

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Do you want a sandwich Bacon?

 

Plan? Aint got no plan!

 

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

 

Hello Mrs patterson, you cheeky gal! :wink:

 

ITS A FLOATER!!!!

 

But kevin, i was watching this really interesting lizard, honest!

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"albatross...ALBATROSS *bloke walks up* albatross?"

"2 chock ices please?"

"i haven't got chock ices, i only got the albatross...ALBATROSS"

"what flavour is it?"

"it's a bird init, a bloody sea bird, its not any bloody flavour...ALBATROSS"

"ya get wafer with it?"

"course you don't get bloody wafers with it!...ALBATROSS"

"how much is it?"

"9 pence"

"can i have 2 please?"

"gannet on a stick!"

 

classic!!

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Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

i went for blues brothers, when they met the good old boys

"your gonna look pretty funny eatin corn on the cob, with fookin teeth!"

how did i not remember yours :dope:

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