The confession thread, use this thread for your confessions.

[X-pack-Glyn]

As a lad i once put dog poo in the tombola at a cub scout fete

[surfingturnip]

As a lad i once put dog poo in the tombola at a cub scout fete

 

pmsl

[johnny_h]

Emma caught me in the bath playing with a twin engined Tonka rescue helicopter last week.

[surfingturnip]

I used to own a nissan micra

[jamesmk1]

I used to own a nissan micra

 

so did i but i swap it for a bacon roll

[surfingturnip]

I used to own a nissan micra

 

so did i but i swap it for a bacon roll

 

wow, I got £170 for mine

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I once snogged my mate Ross (with tongues) on a night out because two girls told us that if we snogged, then so would they.

 

But they didn't....

[Trevmk3]

at Mike

[Chris!]

I once snogged my mate Ross (with tongues) on a night out because two girls told us that if we snogged, then so would they.

 

But they didn't....

cowboy hat

[geoffersmasher]

i still havnt done the engine mount onm the tina and its been sat since before xmas

[Tom]

I got a foot massage from a ladyboy

[Mr.Sumo]

I would confess , but only in the Adult room

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I got a foot massage from a ladyboy

 

I've got a very long story to do with ladyboys... I'll tell you later if I can be arsed...

[surfingturnip]

I got a foot massage from a ladyboy

 

I've got a very long story to do with ladyboys... I'll tell you later if I can be arsed...

 

*village people's greatest hits starts to play in background*

[bigglesmk2]

I used to own this.......

 

 

I also put the kit on bad boyed the bonnet ,front bumper had the middle cut out and meshed too but cant find that pic

[mk1super]

Ive a few..........................

 

Puked inside me crash helmet once, all down the front of me leathers doing the wrong side of 70mph

 

 

Had a right dose of the shits once and finger popped through the loo role, learned that 1 ply and the shits dont mix

 

 

Helped my mate to "Lace" his mums chicken soup with wacky backy he said sunday lunch was a hoot, his gran was mashed

 

Long run home and needed the loo badly ended up pissing my leathers

 

Shit happens tho

[mk1mexico]

I threw a water bomb at an old lady

[deltamal]

I hired a Corsa last week,

[sab6024]

I borrowed my ex's car once and smashed the wing mirror off another car with it and drove off coz no-one saw me I told my brother about it and a few days later it came into his work for a new wing mirror

[72mk1escort]

Me and my mates when i had my Micra drove through Orpington with water pistols soaking all the chavs

 

My mates missed one lot of them cause they ran behind a bus shelter so i went back so they could have another go at getting them (which they did)

[viv-ashton]

Ive driven through a few puddles in the road purposly so i can splash the people walking by....

[RS264]

had the engine and gearbox out of the RS2 tiwce in 2 days all by myself! Only 'cause I buggered a new clutch and pressure plate. Nearly took off a few 'fingers' on the pressure plate too!

Lesson No1: align clutch onto pressure plate FIRST, making sure the bellhousing pins are in, then bolt everything up as per teh Hyanes manual.

Lesson 2: Don't stuff it up!

Then sit back & have a few

[SmokeEm]

I'm curently driving a hired Chrysler 300c

[Stu_B]

I want a chrysler 300c touring!

[FredTransit]

I once told a transport customer the driver hadn't come in so we couldn't do their delivery, but really it was me and I was on set doing Top Gear!!