ratman Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping trolly then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
V6MAT Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Can you cry under water? why not? you can go for a piss!!!
countrybumpkin Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 i have another..... If the universe is always expanding what is it expanding into?
Toby Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Lol at some of those - but alas - I can't help you!
Mr Sam Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? i was going to ask that last night!!!! ive gone from red shampoo to blue shampoo..............but the bubbles are still white
D4N Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 I got one.. When somthing is falling from above you, why do you duck which makes a bigger surface area for it to hit you?!?
pauline Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 some goods ones cant answer none of them
Copey Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? cents is american penny is english, two cents is about a penny?
mk1super Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 Very good I always wondered how painkillers know where to go when your sore lol
Messenjah Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 When you look at the outside of the bubble, it's acting like a little mirror, because it's got a dark background. So all you're seeing is reflections of the room lights or the house lights or the sunlight - which are usually white in colour. And this is why beer bubbles and cola bubbles are also white in colour
caprinerd Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 if pain killers kill pain then wy is it if you take them and hit your self with say a hammer it still hurts like hell
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 i have another..... If the universe is always expanding what is it expanding into? That's from the teaching advert... And then that girl says with panic on her face 'What are we going to do when all the oil runs out?'
countrybumpkin Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 i have another..... If the universe is always expanding what is it expanding into? That's from the teaching advert... And then that girl says with panic on her face 'What are we going to do when all the oil runs out?' is it? well i didnt relise that oh well, but still you havent answered my question
V6MAT Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 i can tell you.. it is quite technical... so it may take some time and bore you
countrybumpkin Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 i can tell you.. it is quite technical... so it may take some time and bore you oh you wont bore me i'd be very interested to learn
V6MAT Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 would you like the long or short version?
V6MAT Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 to sum it all up the question you ask about it "expanding" is not a correct term to use, Is the universe expanding? No it is not expanding.. sorry may seem a little disappointing. if i used the term streching for the actually process happening... you would see that the overall area or volume is increasing at the same rate as all the distances between galaxies are increasing thus not really answering your question... as you question was false in the first place if you insist that it is expanding do you the actual dimensions of the universe? is it infinate? or is exactly so many miles to the edge where there is nothing? or maybe god .....if the universe is infinitely big, then the answer is simply that it isn't expanding into anything...and so as i said about the distance between galxies being increased but the overall size of the universe was infinitely big to begin with and continues to remain infinitely big as time goes on, so the universe's size doesn't change, and therefore it doesn't expand into anything... but if you reckon the universe has a boarder like a country...then by this reckoning it is expanding into something outside of the universe....we have no way to observe anything outside of it, this ceases to be a question that can be answered scientifically. So the answer in that case is that we really don't know what, if anything, the universe is expanding into but if you view this logically if it is finate,, then its is expanding into nothing.. and if its nothin then it ends and does not get bigger at all... if you refer to my term streching then you may ask how the distance between galaxies can increase as it would suggest some galaxies are being pushed out of the universe... is this possible? if you jumped off the edge of a building into nothing would you exsist? or keep falling? or maybe not move at all? never appear again...lol
countrybumpkin Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 that explains everything perfectly
caprinerd Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 if the universe was to spill in to some other area called nothingness it wouldnt be called a universe as the word universe is what it says, uni meaning one(single) and verse meaning layer, thus putting together the 2 words one and layer, so if the one layer spills in to a nothing then it isnt a onelayer so the universe will be part of a mutiverse and if its a multiverse then this means is has something to expand into but because its called universe this means it cannot expand as it has no where to expand too if you cant dazzle them with diamonds , baffle them with bull shite
flyingbanana Posted November 29, 2008 Report Posted November 29, 2008 pizza boxes are square because they are easier to make.......used to work for a co that made boxes for other companies
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