bored so lets here some of your funny sayings

[GT_lenny]

up and down like whores draws

[Smudger105e]

It smells like a Tart's Boudoir in here!!

[caprinerd]

that beer has more head than a whore on over time

im so hungry i could eat a scabby cat

and one that sabb used when i was chatting to her ..... as daft as a box of rocks

[Fast eddie]

my mrs always tell me:- dig holes for others, you'll fall in them yourself!

 

and its a very true saying!

[countrybumpkin]

as happy as a dog with 2 dicks

 

as much use as a comdom machine in the vatican

 

as likely as the pope banging a monkey

[Supercharged Nat]

as flat as a witches tit

as dry as a nuns c*nt both very good sayings when working on your motor!

[wolf666]

2 in the goo 1 in the poo

if you can stand the pain i can stand the smell

[Deano1351]

Im so hungry i could eat a dead horse wrapped up in a piss stained mattress!!

[sab6024]

that beer has more head than a whore on over time

im so hungry i could eat a scabby cat

and one that sabb used when i was chatting to her ..... as daft as a box of rocks

 

No, it's "dumb as a box of rocks"

[northern monkey]

mouth like a shit smugglers swag bag

[BIG G]

More chance of platting fog

[BIG G]

and

so dumb makes two short planks look like a super computor

[caprinerd]

that beer has more head than a whore on over time

im so hungry i could eat a scabby cat

and one that sabb used when i was chatting to her ..... as daft as a box of rocks

 

No, it's "dumb as a box of rocks"

 

i was close

 

you may be in the gutter but your looking at the drains

[Copey]

usefull as a chocolate fireguard

[caprinerd]

when some one gets you a drink that aint filled up

you dont come from fulham or got a ladder

[Mad Mex]

"bet u a pound to a pinch of shit"

"in for a penny in for a pound"

"smells like a whores handbag"

"two shunts and a grunt"...............another term for a quicky

[mk1super]

Let the Dog see the Rabbit

 

I know a few rude ones too lol

[DanV]

'you aint much good to me alive are you'

'minge like a wizards sleeve'

'smelt like a fishmongers pocket'

'i havent had a c*nt all night drinkstable'

'id crawl over broken glass just to sniff one of her farts'

'its only gay if your recieving'

'shes a limping swamp donkey'

'looks like someone set fire to her face and put it out with a shovel'

'looks like shes been f*ked in the face with a brick'

'id impale it!'

'talk to me like that again and ill give ya a fat lip to match your waist'

'when you were circumcised i think they threw away the wrong half'

'Insest....A game for all the family'

'hippocrocodogapig'

 

and and just for shits n giggles

 

'tell ya a joke so funny you'll laugh your tits off love....oh...you've heard it!'

[DanV]

How could i forget one of my favourites?...

'brittle as a Apple Pies hanky'

[Copey]

crafty as a cart load of monkeys

[stumax]

shes got a face like a blind cobblers thumb.last time i saw a face like hers they were taking coal off it

[DanV]

'she makes my willy dribble like a george foreman grill'

'pants like a plasterers radio'

(and when asked a question with an obvious YES answer such as..Danny, do you fancy coming to the pub?) ' Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?'

[Mad Mex]

"if its wet drink it

if its dry smoke it

if its got tits f**k it

if its none of the above stick it in the back of the van!"

[FredTransit]

Heard a good one today. Saying that building more roads will create more traffic is like saying building more hospitals will create more sick people.

[Daggle]

Sweatin like a rapist on a charge