Women....

[ZetecVan 2.0]

My wife has just come downstairs with a worried look on her face. She said 'I think the radiator in the bedroom is leaking... I can hear a dripping sound'.

 

So I goes up, and listen, and sure enough, I hear a quiet drip. I look on the floor by the pipe that goes into the floor, and it's wet. I notice the bottom of the radiator is wet too. So I follow the drip up to see if it's the bleed valve that's slightly open, when I notice something. The wife had put a wet swimming costume on the top to dry.

 

I turn to her and say 'It's this'.

 

She just hid under her dressing gown with embarrassment....

 

[johnboy]

Sounds about right, mine must be a similar make and model.

[Long Tall Sally]

Easy mistake to make........ you men won't understand...... you don't know how to work the washer, dryer or iron.......... but you can change a soddin MK1 engine in an afternoon and spend the next three weeks telling me how much better its running and doesn't that exhaust note sound sweet ..........whilst revving the nuts of it, filling my kitchen with fumes..... great

[RETRO_AL]

Easy mistake to make........ you men won't understand...... you don't know how to work the washer, dryer or iron.......... but you can change a soddin MK1 engine in an afternoon and spend the next three weeks telling me how much better its running and doesn't that exhaust note sound sweet ..........whilst revving the nuts of it, filling my kitchen with fumes..... great

 

[flyingbanana]

[Burns]

lol, quality

[mk2_escort_chick]

Aww bless her!

Sounds like something i'd do! Hehe- Dean u've got it all to come!

[RFChris]

[Mr Sam]

oh dear

[Vista]

Easy mistake to make........ you men won't understand...... you don't know how to work the washer, dryer or iron.......... but you can change a soddin MK1 engine in an afternoon and spend the next three weeks telling me how much better its running and doesn't that exhaust note sound sweet ..........whilst revving the nuts of it, filling my kitchen with fumes..... great

 

 

I can multi task, capable of all that using stuff and I can fix them when they go wrong too , Oh and of course change escort engine fill kitchen full of soot, wash engine parts in sink and all the other important manly things too

[ratman]

CLASS

 

Mrs ratman's best one to date was when we was out shopping she decided we need a glass vinger shaker ( cafe style) so we was serching thro a hardwear shop when I found just what she wanted so I held it up and said here's one (thinking i have scored points for finding it first and now we can go home )

 

how much she replyed

 

so i turn it over

 

99p said I

 

we will try the pound shop there cheeper she said

 

WOMEN

[mk2_escort_chick]

CLASS

 

Mrs ratman's best one to date was when we was out shopping she decided we need a glass vinger shaker ( cafe style) so we was serching thro a hardwear shop when I found just what she wanted so I held it up and said here's one (thinking i have scored points for finding it first and now we can go home )

 

how much she replyed

 

so i turn it over

 

99p said I

 

we will try the pound shop there cheeper she said

 

WOMEN

 

Aww bless!

[Noodles]

'Look at the size of that spider, its as big as yer hand'

[Daggle]

Ha Ha, nice one

[mk2_escort_chick]

'Look at the size of that spider, its as big as yer hand'

That was so funny.

 

Basically i was asleep, suddenly sat bolt upright. Pointed at the celing and shouted "look at that spider, it's the size of ya hand"- looked at a confused dean and went bk to sleep.

 

There was actually nothing on the ceiling but i really did think i saw this HUGE spider decend from the ceiling

[ratman]

Mrs ratman is scared shitless of spiders I allways get sent to remove them

 

And I always drop them on purpose

 

just for to hear her scream

[ZetecVan 2.0]

'Look at the size of that spider, its as big as yer hand'

That was so funny.

 

Basically i was asleep, suddenly sat bolt upright. Pointed at the celing and shouted "look at that spider, it's the size of ya hand"- looked at a confused dean and went bk to sleep.

 

There was actually nothing on the ceiling but i really did think i saw this HUGE spider decend from the ceiling

 

You'd better stop smoking that stuff...

[mk2_escort_chick]

lol!!!!

[orionmojo]

or when "the cars making a funny noise... listen" REVVVVVVVVV

 

 

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

Easy mistake to make........ you men won't understand...... you don't know how to work the washer, dryer or iron.......... but you can change a soddin MK1 engine in an afternoon and spend the next three weeks telling me how much better its running and doesn't that exhaust note sound sweet ..........whilst revving the nuts of it, filling my kitchen with fumes..... great

 

 

I can multi task, capable of all that using stuff and I can fix them when they go wrong too , Oh and of course change escort engine fill kitchen full of soot, wash engine parts in sink and all the other important manly things too

 

Yep, same here. It was only last week I was repairing the washing machine as well. But I don't own an Escort, and my kitchen doesn't get filled up with smoke. I do however do the odd bit of painting indoors, and strip carbs out in the bathroom

 

Who needs women anyway???????

[mk2_escort_chick]

Who needs men? All I need is my car...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and dean!

[escortmad79]

'Look at the size of that spider, its as big as yer hand'

That was so funny.

 

Basically i was asleep, suddenly sat bolt upright. Pointed at the celing and shouted "look at that spider, it's the size of ya hand"- looked at a confused dean and went bk to sleep.

 

There was actually nothing on the ceiling but i really did think i saw this HUGE spider decend from the ceiling

:lol:

[mk2_escort_chick]

It was rather amusing and Dean still teases me about it

[Mk2Jo]

Blokes can be a bit stoopid too you know ....... what about trying to fill up the kettle from the top with the lid still on then

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry babe

[mk2_escort_chick]

Blokes can be a bit stoopid too you know ....... what about trying to fill up the kettle from the top with the lid still on then

 

Sorry babe

 

Bless, I know a few people that try and do that. I'm just like "take the lid off, its easier"