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so i pop off down to the fish shop park up and theres a small gathering of 12-14 year old males on shabby mountain bikes and in blazers

 

small boy: is that an automatic

 

me: nope :roll:

 

small boy: ill give you £75 for it

 

me: nope, eleven undrd 4 speed :wink:

 

small boy: :?:? do you mean hun-der-ed?

 

me: yes :dope:

 

(i resisted the "its a bit faster than your bike mate!! :evil: *slap* *slap* )

 

i had to smile, dout they had a clue what on earth my little fiesta was, just that it sounded rather mean and "automaticcy" :lol:

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blazers !

 

blimey the chavs round yours must be a bit posh :lol:

 

theres a few phrases that i like to use on these people

 

" your mum told me to tell you its bath time , she also told me im your daddy , im your daddy , give it to me harder , dont stop im coming "

 

or if your in a hurry

 

" youl never amount to anything "

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Recovery truck driver who rescued the Cortina on Sunday told me he had one once.

 

Apparently it had a 2.8 V6 Pinto in it.......

 

 

Sounds like a fountain of old skool knowledge.....hope you got his number :roll:

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There are some lads who mess around on their bikes round here. Most of them (five of them) live next door. Their dad owns a Triumph motorbike shop in York. If I ever go out to tweak the mapping they always stand around watching.

 

They usually ask if the bullet hole stickers on the back window are real.

 

The other day this lad I'd not seen before came up, and he said when he heard it he thought it was a motorbike.

 

Him: What are you doing?

 

me: (with laptop on the passenger seat, messing with the numbers) 'Tuning it'.

 

Him:

 

Next question: Does it have a turbo?

 

Me: No.

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we get alot is it a mustang for the taunus

 

ya it is my answer (they couldnt read the badge on the boot)

 

 

also for the 2.8mk3... my dad used to have one and im like ya sure he did. same for 3.0s did he live in south africa?

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my cousin got the best with his old brown mk4tina 2door

 

 

guy: they never made these did you build it????

 

 

cousin: if i built it would i of painted it brown :lol:

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. . . . if i built it would i of painted it brown :lol:

 

Classic :lol:

 

 

 

Little kid up the road comes up "why you awnays fixin you car?"

 

Me (under my breath) "fook off"

 

:lol::lol: im the same

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my cousin got the best with his old brown mk4tina 2door

 

 

guy: they never made these did you build it????

 

 

cousin: if i built it would i of painted it brown :lol:

 

that one i like!

 

still my best was in nottingham last summer doing some work on my auntys garden go out the front to the car to fetch some tools theres a bunch of chavs eyeing it up..........and the rusty hole in my drivers side wing

 

"oi mate is that a bullet hole" :lol::lol:

Posted
my cousin got the best with his old brown mk4tina 2door

 

 

guy: they never made these did you build it????

 

 

cousin: if i built it would i of painted it brown :lol:

 

that one i like!

 

still my best was in nottingham last summer doing some work on my auntys garden go out the front to the car to fetch some tools theres a bunch of chavs eyeing it up..........and the rusty hole in my drivers side wing

 

"oi mate is that a bullet hole" :lol::lol:

 

ya it is it was when they were trying to get you and missed

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i was out cleaning my capri last week, and a young lad about 8 came up and said "thats nice, is it a starsky and hutch car"

 

eerrr NO, now bugger off!

 

cruel :lol: at least he didn't give you grief lol.

 

had a group of girls walk ast and they said to me

 

"what cars that"

 

me "a cortina"

 

"a what"

 

me "Cortina, 1600e"

 

"how old is it"

 

me "37 years old"

 

"oh my god. how sad are you. you even know how old it is and everything" ...

 

 

but.. but you :dope::lol:

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Thankfully my garage is a way down a drive so I dont get people annoying me, That said earlier this year I was working away under the wheelarch on the cortina, When I had stood up and finished there was some guy stood there watching what I was doing.

 

He was lucky I never hit him, Scared the sh1te out of me, I close the garage door now :lol:

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"why is it 5 different colours?"

 

"its not its 8"

 

"why?"

 

"because its 'ard now go and play with traffic"

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I want to buy an Anglia but know I'll get pissed off with the number of people that will mention Harry bloody Potter!!

 

but these numpties can only know that if they have watched the film

 

" well done , youve reached the high of your intelectual plane , you must make your mum soo proud "

 

or if its in brixham square , lock em in the toilets :lol:

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LOL :lol:

 

You wouldnt belive the amount Of people asking me if its a cosworth :shock:

 

I was at a BBQ a few months ago and parked me car on the car park across from where we was sitting. Some other dude turned up asking:

 

"Whose is the cossie"

 

Me "What cossie" (getting all excited)

 

"The black one over their"

 

Me "Its not a cossie, its mine"

 

"Oh its a replica then?"

 

Me "No (you fookin idiot) Its a XR4I"

 

"Oh" :?

 

Or,

 

"Is the cossie for sale"

 

"ITS NOT A COSSIE" :evil:

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