Posse Posted January 30, 2007 Report Posted January 30, 2007 Ideas please whats a no no and whats in? im going on one soon the fella is a bit shy and soon to be under the thumb more so we have to go out with a BANG pmsl discuss
Posse Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Posted January 30, 2007 no wessie we no where we are going but we need ideas as hes up for it no LADY BOYS tho
Wessie Posted January 30, 2007 Report Posted January 30, 2007 hmmm i still think the best one is getting him absolutly slaughtered, driving him to the middle of nowhere, stipping him naked and handcuffing him up inside a phonebox. with 50p selotaped to his back so he cant get it oh and block the phonebox door up ok dont do that if he's a good m8
Posse Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Posted January 30, 2007 stripping him naked that's a no no on the list. but rules are made to be broken i suppose
Wessie Posted January 30, 2007 Report Posted January 30, 2007 just go out and get hammered, and spend the night handcuffing him to random women ! always a good laugh
Admin Vista Posted January 30, 2007 Admin Report Posted January 30, 2007 I don't go much on this abusing the groom stuff, why would you want to do that to somebody who values your company enough to want you on his stag night. have a party, get shit faced, arrange a stripper or a grottagram perhaps a few compromising photos for the best mans speech. But don't stitch him up or he'll remember his stag night for the rest of his life as a bad experience rather than a goo one.
Burns Posted January 30, 2007 Report Posted January 30, 2007 get him pissed and i'll do him a lap dance
Mr.Sumo Posted January 31, 2007 Report Posted January 31, 2007 Get him p*ssed , then order him " Grab-a Granny " and watch him squirm when she starts to girate and undress in front of him .... camera ready....and film
Mrp Posted January 31, 2007 Report Posted January 31, 2007 Me and some mates went to Edinbourgh last year for a stag do and had a awsome time, split it up a bit went out and got toss faced on the friday in town, spent sat doing the tourist thing with a few cheeky beers on the way and then went to the very well stocked Lapdancing area of town, we only had the intention of staying for an hour or so but we ended coming out at about 3am . Top tip the small dirty seedy looking strip joints are the best much better value forget your peppermint hippo!! Just go with it mate!
Cookie Posted January 31, 2007 Report Posted January 31, 2007 meet at one person house, get the drinks on the go to get half fooked, down the pub until 9ish, into town for clubs (should be wasted at this point ) trying your best to get laid if there is anything around, failing that all pile into taxi and request driver take you to local knocking shop, all pile in (making full use of jacuzi and massages etc ) Kebab/pizza/curry before piling back to someone's house for final few drinks until unconsious and fallin asleep where you sit.. Wake up feeling like you'd rather be dead and make way home for a day of hell! Sorted
Admin Mk2Jo Posted January 31, 2007 Admin Report Posted January 31, 2007 Get him drunk Shave his eyebrows off (looks well funny ) Get him neked Cover him in treacle Roll him in feathers Stick a daffodil out his ar$e Chain him to the lampost on the seafront Job done! Just kidding Colin
4parajon Posted January 31, 2007 Report Posted January 31, 2007 The last one I went on was to Blackpool, we all had a skinfull....as you do and I got the groom to a tattoo on the top of his arm with another womans name on Before you all go mad, it was a henna one and came off fairly quickly, he saw the funny side, when we eventually told him it was a henna one.
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted January 31, 2007 Report Posted January 31, 2007 I have never been to a stag night!!!
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Posted January 31, 2007 We had a cracking weekend in Cork the other year. Ended up at a bar which was owned by a mate of one of the lads. We called in the carlberg bar because it had about 20 pool tables and a bowling alley in there. We were looked after all night (free beer and food!) and the owner didn't even know the guy getting married! Another mate on his stag do got stripped off in Leeds City Square after a the night out. He had to run down the road to the hotel (about half a mile) nekkid. Cars were tooting their horns at him. When he went into the hotel, he casually walked up to reception and asked for his key!! The reception people took him into their office so the other guests didn't get offended. Next day, they gave his dad the CCTV footage of it.
BaileyMex Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 .............hang on................
over_head_cam Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 .............hang on................ Quick...HIDE !!
BaileyMex Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 just make sure you have clean pants on saturday
Posse Posted February 1, 2007 Author Report Posted February 1, 2007 I don't wear pants. THONGS for me
RFChris Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 I have never been to a stag night!!! You can come to mine!
antz Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 strip him naked and handcuff him to a lamp post
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