orionmojo Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 what the fook some twats were lookin at the cars, rockin them and lookin through the windows etc. so i went out with the pick axe handle and asked them what the hell they were doing, me 5 against 1 in my boxer shorts. so he gave it some lip and i walked off... to get another pole, a bar breaker. which i left on the other side of the door. so he comes back and gives me more cheek at the front door and gets me i the eye. i dragged him in and he dragged his mate, i was punching him on the floor, to which point my dad comes down and drags him away from me, pins him to the floor and threatens him to leave (all this time his other mate who came in in the scuffle is standing there whilst 3 of them are just outside doing F all. i ask my dad not to hit him and we throw him out. both of them fook off. 6 come back less than 5 minutes later and my dad answers the door and is met with a punch, he trips over our step and the same twat lands himself in the same position again. idiot. my dad gave him a slap and threw him out again. the police were called 40 minutes ago. King CHAVS soi haveacut eye and a shine on the way and my bastard hand is killing me!
andyg Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 where do you live? beirut?? they aren't that cheeky near me yet, i chased 2 away from our escort a couple of years back - they had f##ked about with 3 or 4 down the street, police came about an hour and half later and all they were arsed about was no tax on the car
orionmojo Posted February 17, 2007 Author Report Posted February 17, 2007 birmingham good job i didn't get pasted in the pub Eh?! i was happily asleep too i'm knackered.
andyg Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 at least they got nothing, i hate leaving motors outside, you're always on edge theiving little bastards
orionmojo Posted February 17, 2007 Author Report Posted February 17, 2007 the bastards have tagged something into the dew on the 16e with their finger youcant see my knuckles anymore lol. swolen up like a good un
Slik 50 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 Nice one mate A lot of people would be to scared to do that incase they got sued or a brick through there window Just remember mate wounds heal, what you have just taught him is well worth the pain. Hope your dads O.K. Chav tw*ts
RFChris Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 Good man for standing up for yourself, and well done to your dad too. We need more people like you. Fook this "if they want to steal something let them take it, avoid the confrontation" the round ones. You did what anyone should. And hats off to you for it. Word should spread now in the t*at community that you're a force to be reckoned with. So they won;t come back. I normally just get angry when i read about peoples cars being targeted, but with this i just smile thinking about how big'n'ard they thought they were, only to be given a right good kicking. Now buy a decent fooking alarm! Chirs
orionmojo Posted February 17, 2007 Author Report Posted February 17, 2007 chaps the coppers still aint been. my eye is a lovely shade of sky blue and crusty blood i wish i wish i wish i'd have doe more to the tinker lol if i'd have known the coppers wouldn't come
Ratters Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 Fair play to you Joe Next time go for their wallet or mobile. The more you know about them the better. They won't come back if you know their name & where they live
antz Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 fair play!well done for standing up for yourself! id of hit him with the pick axe handle!
sambo Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 For christ sake man. Cant tell ya how bloody angry it makes me to hear of sh*t like this. What ignorant tossers. How old were these knobs? The only thing i would be worried about is if they come back to do more damage to the car or worse. Glad you gave them a kicking though!
Messenjah Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 shouldve really gone to town on the lot of them ! u with the pick axe handle and ure dad with the bar breaker King have it out lol
escort new boy Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 where abiut in birmingham you from mayte.
young un Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 some chavs r alright - like my sis's boy friend but some r complete Apple Pies well in joe for beatin them up steve
orionmojo Posted February 17, 2007 Author Report Posted February 17, 2007 police have just been and i made a 6 page statement socho or somebody is coming soon to photograph my eye and hand, and i'm typing one handed thanks for the words of support peeps. i must admit i'm not looking forward to tonight, it might be another one on car watch. i'm glad i didn't use the bar, would've killed him. the cheeky bastard came back twice and twice he got a beating. idiot
Smudger105e Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 Shoot out to Maplins and install some CCTV
sab6024 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 OMG...I hope your hand and eye are feeling much better today. What a bunch of t**ts. Have you heard from the police yet today or are thay sat on their arses with donuts. We had two cars broken into while we was at Classic Ford Show 2 years ago and the police did sod all about it. I gave them a registration of a car that was seen that evening and they wrote it down wrong. Phoned me back 6 months later to ask me the reg again. Useless W****rs!
Essex Boy Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 Well done for standing up to them the sooner more people do the same the better we need to wipe this scum off the face of the earth i'm all for killing the lot em i'd of tied his scrawny ass up in my garage for a day or two and tortured him with a scalpel and a soldering iron and a box of salt police are usless unless you are doing 31 mph in a 30 zone wouldn't even bother with em, no room in jails anyway
3.0s Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 im not a chav im THE CHAV aparently cause it was like 7 am stood in a field will loads of cortinas wearing 2 hoodies base ball cap trainers cause it was fookin freezing am now blad and about 6ft 36
3.0s Posted February 17, 2007 Report Posted February 17, 2007 i is 22% chav http://chavstest.com/quiz/
Jimsiss Posted February 18, 2007 Report Posted February 18, 2007 Chavs are gay, the quickest way for the chavs to get into our village is via the path at the bottom of our road, they run off down there after rocking and keying cars down our road and if you call the police all they do is come down and look from the top of the path and say that they are gone and leave, they do drugs and underage drinking down at the bottom of our road too and leave shit everywhere, they even roll our neighbours 3 wheeler over and the cops do fook all. I'm dreading keeping my cars outside my house when I get my licence it'd be so easy to grab the scaffold out of our garden and take 10 on at once but then it'd be premeditated and I'd get done for it but if the chav attacked me with a weapon the police would still blame me like the time I was assaulted, the cops round here are bent and shit at their jobs, we used to have a local policeman who would move the chavs on but he let them get away with drugs and underage drinking. the police refuse to patrol our village aswell, TWATS!!!!! oh and if you hadn't guessed I hate chavs and the police
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