Swap my van?

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I've just had a little lad come knocking on my door.

 

'My dad wants to know if you'll swap your van for a Toyota Supra Turbo - old shape'

 

Hmm, what a deal! I thought for a nanosecond and said 'No. Why couldn't your dad come and ask me himself. Was he chicken?'.

 

'No, he's riding on his bike'.

 

So, what cars have people offered to swap for your OSF?

[orionmojo]

a rover 75

 

probably worth about the same, but oly for about another 6 months lol

[antz]

vauxhall nova

[Jelly]

My mate's old fella got an offer £50 for his Orion from a scally lad, back when they were still worth £500ish.

 

Well obviously he said no.

 

Next morning he gets up for work and walks out of his front door to see his car had been totally wrecked. Every window put through, every panel dented etc.

 

Ended up having to scrap it..

 

Funny thing was, no one saw or heard a thing!

 

[ANGLEBOX105E]

C REG METRO FOR MY CORTINA ERMMM!!!!

[Dom]

Just this minute had a few blokes come round asking about our cars and just like everyone who asks, No they're not for sale.

[bomber1]

my brothers m8 wanted to swap his k-reg 3series bmw for my mk1

escort. i told him £3500 and his 90s bmw might have a deal

[RFChris]

I was offered a boat anchor of a Scorpio for my Capri......eh Mr Sumo?

[over_head_cam]

Right now I'd swap mine for a bag of spuds and a banana milkshake

[Guest M.Bird DOHC]

Right now I'd swap mine for a bag of spuds and a banana milkshake

 

 

Done

[Messenjah]

DONE !!!! ill bring them round tonight

[Gareth]

I'll raise ya, A bag of King Edwards,

 

and TWO milkshakes :!:

[over_head_cam]

Bidding wars

[DeuceCoupe]

didnt get offered a car got offered a bar of chocolate is was tempting

[antz]

O_H_C ill have you a brand new cortina steering wheel boss!

 

a escort cosworth scalextric car and the stuff the other people have offered you!

[RFChris]

Phil, I'll give you a copy of Posse's diary from 1984....

 

It includes such entries as...

 

"Even though i'm 10, and daddy tells me he'll hit me with sticks...i still want to steal his stella"

 

"The boys in school said that the ginger girl likes me. Her dad has a MKII RS2000 so i might take the hit if it means i can have a go"

 

"I'm getting hair in funny places...."

 

"Mean boys at school beat me up cos i want a van when i grow up"

 

Its a good read, i tell ya. Oooh, and i'll give you a beans N cheese jacket spud!

 

Chris

[Mr.Sumo]

I was offered a boat anchor of a Scorpio for my Capri......eh Mr Sumo?

 

yes you where.....got more for the Scorpio then you got for your capper though

[Gareth]

This bidding's getting tight.........

 

I'll give ya:

 

A copy of chat magazine,

 

Some shredded carrot,

 

An O.H.P pen,

 

3, frijj milkshakes

 

A choccy millie's cookie

 

A dog chew, (chewed for your convenience)

 

An old escort roof,

an 3 sacks of maris pipers :!:

 

[antz]

ill give you what i offered before PLUS

 

erm

 

erm

 

erm..

 

ah fook it...ill give you my parents

[Messenjah]

damn its getting too rich for my blood lol

[Doc]

Right now I'd swap mine for a bag of spuds and a banana milkshake

 

King Edwards and a shake from Maccy Ds on the way mate .

[Gibson]

i have a spork... now thats gotta be worth trading... genuine low mileage spork

[ZetecVan 2.0]

i have a spork... now thats gotta be worth trading... genuine low mileage spork

 

A spork? I'll give you my van for one of those!

[flyingbanana]

ill give you what i offered before PLUS

 

erm

 

erm

 

erm..

 

ah fook it...ill give you my parents

 

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

I wasn't offered another car, but the best (or worst) offer I have had was:

 

£7000 + Marriage!!!!!!!

 

This was for the Capri, and I said NO!!!!