escort21 Posted June 14, 2007 Report Posted June 14, 2007 Had a chavvy corsa behind me on the way home tonight...you know the ones...big wheels that make it slower etc ....puny engine size etc. Let him tailgate me until I reached the local bypass...nailed it out the junction and planted it....bye bye corsa
CapriBoy Posted June 14, 2007 Report Posted June 14, 2007 I hate corsas.... I had one for my first car til I got my capper bout a week ago... its sitting outside my house with a blown head gasket waiting to be stolen by some lil boy racer
orionmojo Posted June 14, 2007 Report Posted June 14, 2007 good man i did that the other day, there was a sodding rover 25 on the bypass in the outside lane, i was right behind him, 3rd gear. he pulled over and started to speed up... no chance. i was gone and he was left fumbling with his gears awesome feeling
bmxdave Posted June 14, 2007 Report Posted June 14, 2007 Theyre so slow. The only one with any real poke was the gsi 1.6. But theyre so few and far between, plus the fact most kids cant afford the insurance on a gsi, theyre pretty pointless. I love getting them all wound up, they go for it, full beans and all while i just cruise next to them. When i see fit i floor it and leave them standing. Its great fun corsa baiting.
antz Posted June 14, 2007 Report Posted June 14, 2007 gotta watch out though cos there are some mad people out there who put XEs into corsas!
Duke3s Posted June 14, 2007 Report Posted June 14, 2007 Same thing happened to me through Trafford Park on tuesday. Bloody 1.1 Punto right up my backside, then pulled up to me at the lights and started revving the nuts off it. Anyway, suffice to say he didn't quite manage to get in front of me - i dont usually punch it , but this guy was a tool and i felt i had to teach him a valueable life lesson!
bronze4door Posted June 14, 2007 Report Posted June 14, 2007 Same thing happened to me through Trafford Park on tuesday. Bloody 1.1 Punto right up my backside, then pulled up to me at the lights and started revving the nuts off it. Anyway, suffice to say he didn't quite manage to get in front of me - i dont usually punch it , but this guy was a tool and i felt i had to teach him a valueable life lesson! where abouts from manchester are you from mate and what do you drive coz i may have seen you about you should come to one of our meets http://www.manchesterclassicfordclub.co.uk/ i also left a punto behind going past the trafford centre and when he caught up the little chav shouted that is pretty fast aint it i just laughed and sped off
X-pack-Glyn Posted June 14, 2007 Report Posted June 14, 2007 Had a chavvy corsa behind me on the way home tonight...you know the ones...big wheels that make it slower etc ....puny engine size etc. Let him tailgate me until I reached the local bypass...nailed it out the junction and planted it....bye bye corsa MUST have been one of them three cylinder ones then
H.P.E harry Posted June 15, 2007 Report Posted June 15, 2007 Some nob in a corsa that was not looking when he was going round the roundabout nearly smashed into me once then was up my backside all the way up the road, he then had the cheek to try and take over me so i slammed my foot to the floor and left him standing. Oh i forgot to say i was only in my peugeot 205!
Jarrodm Posted June 15, 2007 Report Posted June 15, 2007 In the middle of town on wednesday i had a corsa next to me at the lights, big exhaust etc etc.....he was revving his engine up and being a cock, so i lent over, took the baffle out of my expansion pipe and gave him the beans Then i pulled away still blowing his head off but i was hardly moving....i could see his face like WTF ?!?!?! Ha. Got me in stitches and i nearly rear ended a truck at the lights lol Just to clarify, fs1e's with rs100 pipes and no baffles is as loud as a top fuel drag car !!!!!! Jarrod
cab_mk1 Posted June 15, 2007 Report Posted June 15, 2007 I had a 3 up 1.0 corsa try to beat from the lights about 2 weeks ago, sat at red to my left, revving away and furtive glances at me, lights went to green, he set off with the smallest wheel spin ever and he was away. he must have thought ahh I have 1000cc and so does he, unfortunately for him, mine is bolted to a fireblade Last I saw of him was a tiny spec fading in my mirrors
Rick Posted June 15, 2007 Report Posted June 15, 2007 i have a corsa. not chavved up though. its just to see me through couldnt pull the skin off a rice pudding and handles like a bag of shit/ im sick of it veering off the road every time i hit a small bump or wet patch and thus sick of crashing it theres also a lad near me with an xe'd nova very fast fair enough but whenever he tailgates me i just slam the brakes on and smile at him tailgate me and youl lose your front end mate.
bmxdave Posted June 15, 2007 Report Posted June 15, 2007 I reckon plastic bumpered Novas are quite cool now. No idea why. Silly chavs have stopped using them because theyre 'too old' now so theyre not quite as chavtastic.
Jarrodm Posted June 15, 2007 Report Posted June 15, 2007 I Think the ultimate chav mobile is a mk3 onwards escort. every white capper has one ! I think we've got a nice mix of styles on osf.
Durham Fiesta Posted June 16, 2007 Report Posted June 16, 2007 i wouldn't attempt to race any of the corsa's or nova's round here as most are running xe's and a fair few are turbo'd too. Most of the vaxhall lads around here aint chavs but modify the cars properly and are fooking quick
Guest cortinamad-gonetoo Posted June 16, 2007 Report Posted June 16, 2007 id rather push a ford than drive a corsa
Deano1351 Posted June 16, 2007 Report Posted June 16, 2007 id rather push a ford than drive a corsa Quite right too, at least if your having to push your old skool ford other people will stop to help, not the same for the bad boy corsa family i reckon!!!!
Deano1351 Posted June 16, 2007 Report Posted June 16, 2007 There was a dude earlier trying to out sideways me on a wet roundabout in a (wait for it) mk3 fiesta, hahaha, to be fair to him he done pretty good holding it sideways on the handbrake but when he spun round i was there to slide through the gap he left, haha good times!!!
razersedge Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 the most important thing to remember about corsas u can't polish a turd doesn't mater what fluffy wheels or cr@p body kit it has u still can't polish a turd what i'm trying to say is when it comes to a corsa's what is the point of trying to rentboy it up, when at the end day u can't polish a turd, a turd is a turd no matter what u do to it, it's still a turd
razersedge Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 how did u guess, the give away was that i said "fluffy wheels" wasn't it lol
BIGKEV Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 My corsa Innit had a coswurth de uvver day at da lites innit - was mad fur it n I dun him all da way down bracknell ring road innit
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