When i was a kid me and a mate..........

[X-pack-Glyn]

Damned a stream in west wycombe, 4 hours later that evening about 40 OAP's had to be evacuated from thier bungalows due to flooding...

 

What was the worst thing you all got up to as kids.

[escort21]

Hooligan!!

[Vista]

I went to a boarding school for a few years and there was a practice called Gozzing.

 

The older kids threw the younger kids into the gorse bushes!

 

Well having suffered badly from it in 1st and 2nd year I wasn't going to not have my go doing it to others when I was in 3rd year was I?

 

Oh yeah and I blackmailed my art teacher when I caught him reading gay porn under his desk

[Daggle]

Me and a few mates used to play in an industrial area, we made camps and such like, this place had a UPVC window place and a large garden machinery factory as well. Amongst the things we did were make camps on the roof of the garden machine place, out of what I suppose was 'nicked' UPVC windows (well it was there fault for leaving them lying around) All well and good until one of us fell through a skylight into the machinery room

 

Also managed to start a tractor up and couldn't stop it, had to call me dad up to stop it from running all night.

 

But the worst one was, My mum used to park her car in the car park of this place and me, my bro and my mates used to drive her car round the car park. All well and good until I decided to drive around with my mate sat on the bonnet. I got up to about 30mph (it was a big car park) when my mate started sliding off! I was left with a dilemma, do I, A, speed up and hope the force of it pushes him further up the bonnet so he can hold on, or, B, Hit the brakes hard, hope that I can stop before I run him over..................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I chose B. The car stopped with the front wheels pinning him to the ground. I panicked as he was shouting to me to get the effin car of him, so I jumped in and started the car up again forgetting that I had left it in gear , sorry Ian.

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

LOL @ Daggle

 

The only thing me and a few work collegues did was give a fellow worker a complete nervous dis-position. I was in charge of the lock on his locker, and every night we filled it with whatever we could find... i'e. stinky old rubbish etc.

 

The best one was, we pissed in the fuel tank of his Pizza Hut scooter so he would break down. Unfortunatley, another mate had got that bike on the evening of it's breakdown, and it left him stranded in a not very nice area.

 

Revenge was sweet though, because the person we hoped it would break down on was the bike mechanic. What did we see the next day? Yep, he was syphoning the fuel (and piss) out of the tank. His words were "This petrol tastes a bit odd"

[bigglesmk2]

I stole the key to the store room at school,sneaked out of class and left the window off the latch in the store room.Me and four mates camped out that weekend with the sole intention of burgaling the school.

At about 2am on a sunday morn we robbed the school of anything we could carry,moved a few desks around,then went into the staff room emptied out the water from the kettle then took turns to fill it with piss!!

 

 

Oh yeah,we didint get caught either.

[geoffersmasher]

i found the caretakers keys so we used to wonder in and out of the school at all hours as we pleased also are school had alot of underground tunnels

 

you can imagine the fun

 

came close to getting caught a few times

 

also broke down a door, set alight a window frame and taped a cone to the celing of a class and cut out power to a few of the buildings, and got suspended twice

 

my bro and his friend we having a stone throwing contest (dont ask)

and my mate lost (didnt get it over the building) but did smash a window and knock a girl clean out she was on the 6th floor if i remember right

 

ahh those were the days

[antz]

i used to go nick car badges from the scrapyard, ocne broke into there to go get a bicycle cos it had front suspension

[bortaf]

worse thing i ever did was fill a paper bag with dog poop, put it in the porch of the local old fart who allways complained to the council about us playing football in the (empty) car park, set the bag alight then knocked on the door then hid and watched him stamp on it and spray shog poop all up his hallway, trousers, coat rack

[Vista]

worse thing i ever did was fill a paper bag with dog poop, put it in the porch of the local old fart who allways complained to the council about us playing football in the (empty) car park, set the bag alight then knocked on the door then hid and watched him stamp on it and spray shog poop all up his hallway, trousers, coat rack

 

Ahhh the old favourite, "shite alight"

[Nettles]

The worst thing I ever did as a kid was set light to one of my mates at scout camp.

It was middle of winter and the five of us were sat around a dying fire trying to keep warm. As one of my mates reached out to warm his frozen hands on the embers I decided to poor a full bottle of meths onto the fire in an attempt to restart the fire. There was an almighty WOOF as the ashes burst into flames along with my mate’s meth soaked hands. The four of us rolled around the floor pissing ourselves laughing at the sight of my mate running around the woods screaming help-me help-me franticly waving both flame engulfed hands in a desperate attempted to put them out.

The meths eventually burnt off of his hands leaving him unhurt but in complete shock. Haven’t seen him in years but every time there’s a fire I think of him.

[flyingbanana]

some funny ones their

 

me and a mate once found a shopping basket struck it on the road...moments later a doris came along drove over it and then there were big sparks coming off it.......so we got her to stop then acted like we were helping her to get it out.......the prank slightly back fired on us