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Your favourite...?

 

I've picked mine from 3 films - Pulp Fiction, Star Wars and Die Hard:

 

"Mr wallace doesnt like to get #@#%$ by anybody except by mrs Wallace". 8)

 

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force". :)

 

And possibly one of the greatest ever :wink: :

 

"Welcome to the party pal". :thumbsup:

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" I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...."

 

 

Waynes world 2. :thumbsup:

 

Cant be beaten surely??!

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From lock stock, one of the classics :mrgreen:

 

Eddie: They're armed.

Soap: Armed, armed with what?

Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

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Theres so many I couldn't think of one, then this came into my head on the way home from work...

 

"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do. "

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"You're a big man and you're out of shape, for me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

 

Michael Caine - Get Carter

 

Classic... :thumbsup:

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Foook it i`ll do the fight for nuffing,Want a caravan for me ma...

 

Mickey

 

(Snatch)

 

Ok you wanna play rough...........Say hello to my little friend!

 

Tony montana

 

(Scarface)

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If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya!

 

- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - :mrgreen:

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Here's another one from Die Hard:

 

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...

John McClane: No foocking sh1t, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

 

And 2 from Pulp Fiction:

 

"whos bikes this?" "its a chopper" "who's chopper is this?" "zeds" "who's zed" "zeds dead baby Zeds dead"

 

"Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration"

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"The world has become a pussy-whipped brady bunch version of itself"

 

gotta love demolition man!! snipes is great in that film!!

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What the hell are you?.........................................................."What the hell are YOU?"

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This IS a tasty burger! (pulp fiction)

 

Does he look like a bitch??

 

Say What one more time, I dare you, I double dare you.

 

Great film ^^^^^

 

And in "Class" when they have just punched, wrestled, ripped clothes, smashed the room up, thrown rocks at one another and are sitting bleeding on the floor..........

 

Their mates walks in and ask

 

"Have you guys been fighting? :? " :lol:

 

And Ferris Bueller "I could be the Walrus, I still have to bum rides of people"

 

and one more from Ferris Bueller's day off...

 

Head Master

 

"I don't trust this kid any further than I could throw him!"

 

Secretary

 

"Oh Ed with you bad knee you really shouldn't be throwing anyone!"

 

 

Great thread!! :thumbsup::thumbsup:

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