Silly things you believed when you were a kid....

[RFChris]

...thought the guy reading the news could see me.

 

You lot?

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

When I first found out real cars had pedals, I used to think they worked like my little pedal police car

[antz]

that the world was a ncie place to live in

[Burns]

that those under water lights in public swimming pools would open and sharks would swim out

[Deano1351]

That if i wasnt home when the streetlights came on then a man with a black binbag would get me

[orionmojo]

that small tiny people lived in the radio.

[Pipster007]

If you killed a spider or a fly and wrapped it in tissue, then flushed it down the toilet...............

 

 

..............It would come back out from the toilet as a giant one and eat you

[Messenjah]

that those under water lights in public swimming pools would open and sharks would swim out

 

 

lol nah its not the lights burns m8 its the bars theres like holes underwater with bars over them on the sides of one of the swimming pools near me first time i went there when i was really small i shat myself i honestly thought there were sharks behind there lol

 

 

damn bond film

[escort21]

If i kissed a girl it would make her pregnant

[mk1mexico]

If tyres had pimples or casting strings on the side they were bald

[spooner]

your all mad

[MK5]

i used to think that evry song on the radio was actually played by the band, that they were there in the studio, with the dj

[DeuceCoupe]

If i kissed a girl it would make her pregnant

 

but that is true mate

[escort21]

In that case...I am the father of many........

[Vista]

I first saw Jaws when I was about 8 or 9 I think, never mind go in the sea, I would only have showers after that not baths, and wasn't even keen on sitting down on the loo!

 

PLUS, who the F**K taught that bloody shark to play the Cello? I've had a thing about string instruments ever since!

[Pipster007]

PLUS, who the F**K taught that bloody shark to play the Cello?

 

Probably the music writer for the Sharks

 

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[Guest turbo2]

If i kissed a girl it would make her pregnant

 

but that is true mate

is that from previous experience

[tazrocks88]

I first saw Jaws when I was about 8 or 9 I think, never mind go in the sea, I would only have showers after that not baths, and wasn't even keen on sitting down on the loo!

 

tbh the worst thing i ever did was watch IT at 10 i rly thaught the evil clown was in the drains i totaly avoided walkin on drains for like a year

[Stu_B]

Yeah agree with Jaws!! I watched when I was really young and If I had a bath I'd pull out the plug and literally jump out of the bath!! No way was I sitting in the bath if that shark was coming up the plughole

[navigatoroneill]

there's a pointy mountain in wicklow (near Dublin) called the Sugarloaf that i believed used to be a volcano til the council filled it in.

[Mr.Sumo]

My Nans favourite was " you pick your nose your brains will fall out...." or " stop making faces , the wind might change and you wiil stay like that "

 

 

 

And start taking the p*ss.......NOW

 

God Bless Her

[ZetecVan 2.0]

i used to think that evry song on the radio was actually played by the band, that they were there in the studio, with the dj

 

I used to think that all programs on TV were live, and that during the commercial break they'd be learning their lines.

[Mr Sam]

santa

[Doc]

My dad used to toot his car horn and wave at people , then one day when someone flashed him to pull out of the drive i asked how did the man know him?

 

He said it was because he was the King of the Road ...... i was ten and i belived that till i was 15

 

I also asked him how he knew his way around when driving ? He said he knew every pub in the country and he went from pub to pub !

 

[Daz271]

i used to see black and white tv films and old photos and thought the whole world was in black and white untill someone invented colour in the sixties,

 

i thought colour was a great invention