Nothing was left on my van bonnet today!!

[ZetecVan 2.0]

He left it on the fookin roof instead... I'd purposely parked the other was round, and moved it further away from the back door, but he still did it.

 

 

Anyone want to help me compose a snotty email?

[Rich Sav]

just tell him where you will stick them if he dose it again

[MattJ]

He's doing it on a purpose so let him know you are not happy.

 

Ask him not to do it, see what he says.

 

Then cancel the delivery mate and when he asks why, tell him.

 

Only thing to do.

[Dom]

Hide from him one day, then jump out a shout 'Oooogly Boooogly!'

 

Then give him a bonk on the head with a good hardback and set him straight

[Twinkle]

twat him with a marrow

[escortmad79]

Leave a shitty note in the back window of the van!

 

DO NOT DUMP YOUR STUFF ON MY VAN D*CKHEAD!!!

[fezza]

Leave a shitty note in the back window of the van!

 

DO NOT DUMP YOUR STUFF ON MY VAN D*CKHEAD!!!

I like this one,PMSL

[over_head_cam]

I think I'd just be round there ramming the fookin box down the little shits throat. He'll get the message

[Dom]

twat him with a marrow

 

One of my brothers did that to another one of my brothers, was a funny sight.

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Leave a shitty note in the back window of the van!

 

DO NOT DUMP YOUR STUFF ON MY VAN D*CKHEAD!!!

 

Yes, that's what I'll be doing.

[bomber1]

think my idea of scacfold bar just as he turns round after leaving the box on the van for the last time

[james p]

freeze a warter melon then drop it on him out the window lol itll be like a brick see how he likes fruit n veg where it shouldnt be

[omj624p]

Hide from him one day, then jump out a shout 'Oooogly Boooogly!'

 

Then give him a bonk on the head with a good hardback and set him straight

 

Thats the funniest thing I've read in ages

[james p]

Hide from him one day, then jump out a shout 'Oooogly Boooogly!'

 

Then give him a bonk on the head with a good hardback and set him straight

 

Thats the funniest thing I've read in ages

 

pmsl

[Posse]

What a piss take mike whats the fella on

[Vista]

Do you pay in advance or arrears for your deliveries?

 

If you pay in arrears, I'd be sending a polite letter advising that you will be with holding payment until you receive an apology in person from the delivery boy. You should also ask for a written guarantee from his employer that they'll ensure it doesn't happen again and that they'll make good any damage caused if it does.

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

just tell him m8

 

its out of order

 

or hit him with somthing

[Wessie]

follow him home one day, if he lives near then every night put something on his bonnet or his roof ie bricks/concrete/tarmac/paint/brake fluid he'll soon learn

[mossy]

if i was a delivery driver i wouldnt leave stuff on an A-reg nissan micra or a 02 merc...its just common curteousy!

 

give him a proper slap!

[bmxdave]

I reckon hed listen f you had some variety of gun in your hand.

[MattJ]

Chinese burn, it's the only way forward!

[badchild]

Get a big dirty live cable and connect the car to the mains!

[hotrodholty]

next time delivers the veg simply sneek out the front, drop ye trousers and shit on his bonnet. and calmly explane that you are simply returning last weeks veg that he left on the bonnet and that next week you will be shitting on his roof. if this does,nt work buy a big dog and chain it to your bumper. iv got a rotty if ye wanna lend it

[Copey]

Dear *name of company*

 

could you please tell who ever delivers vegetables to my house to stop leaving them on my classic car, it shows a total lack of respect for me, and the car, by all mean tell him to continue, if you want the bill for a very expensive new paint job that is, and that will be the last you will hear from me as i will be taking my busines elsewhere, to another company who has employees with more respect than the people you employ

 

Thank you

 

*insert pics here*

[surfingturnip]

pyrotechnics.........................lots and lots of pyrotechnics failing that get a massive watermelon, cut a hole in it, insert large amounts of fireworks, when he goes to plonk your delivery on the roof or bonnet nip out the front door, open the door of his car/ van light said explod-elon and chuck it onto his seat.............................retire to a safe distance and enjoy