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... I just pulled up outside the house in my mk1, and rushed in to use the toilet, the doorbell goes,twice,because i cant finish :oops:

 

Anyway get to the door and its the old couple from next door...''hi there i dont know if you have noticed but there is a smell of petrol everytime your red car is here!!''

 

what can you say?? i just replied '' yeah there will be its got carbs the size of houses :mrgreen: ''

 

I got a strange look and they turned round an walked off.

 

They drive a 55 plate astra derv by the way. :ykt::ykt:

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No complaints about mine they are all car mad (well they have minis) so they make loads of noise and when i make a racket everyone thinks it's them. Two of the minis have sports exhausts so does their golf and minor (i sold them the minor), the mk1 cavs got a blown exhaust no one notices me ...... great :D

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I had a funny one today......

After driving my escort for the first time today, the old couple from next door came out to do something and said "are you going to do that banger racing in it??"!!!!

 

BANGER RACING!!!??? in my mk1 escort.....

NAH. :roll:

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I just found out my neighbours call my car the alarm clock,peter lloyd rallying exhaust gives them a 6am wake up call. 5:59am :zzzz: ....6am :shock: 6:01am........ :banghead:

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I just found out my neighbours call my car the alarm clock,peter lloyd rallying exhaust gives them a 6am wake up call. 5:59am :zzzz: ....6am :shock: 6:01am........ :banghead:

 

 

aha ha ha!!

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I had a funny one today......

After driving my escort for the first time today, the old couple from next door came out to do something and said "are you going to do that banger racing in it??"!!!!

 

BANGER RACING!!!??? in my mk1 escort.....

NAH. :roll:

 

fpmsl i had some kids stop the other day and one of them said that, his m8 turned round and said "are you some sort of c*** thats a mk2 escort" i thought he was gonna swing for him too :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Guest cortinamad-gonetoo
Posted

non of my neighbours like me

 

 

unless their car breaks down

 

i tell them i only work on old fords :mrgreen:

Posted

I always used to help my neighbours with mechanicals and bodywork but soon learnt they still bloody moan and complain so now I just tell them I don't know what I'm doing,which is half true :D

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It doesn't sound to me like they were complaining, maybe they thought there was something wrong and you hadn't realised? :?

 

I never said they were complaining!!!!

 

They were thinking there was something wrong with the car.

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When i had the triumph they all stopped using their alarm clocks. A big 6 with no silencers whatsoever woke the whole road up.

 

Then half of them maoned because i dont use it anymore and they where getting up late.

 

They dont really mind, i think its because they like the old cars so they let me off.

 

Theres just the one idiot. Peeping tom nosey idiot type. Every time something happening, hes out there with his dog type to have a nose. Last time i was polishing the car i saw him staring out his window. He spotted me, then 3 seconds later hes round outside next to me saying 'i bet thats hard work, i havnt done that for years'. My reply? ' I can tell, your so fat it looks like you havnt done much for years'. He just walked away.

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bmxdave wrote:

 

Theres just the one idiot. Peeping tom nosey idiot type. Every time something happening, hes out there with his dog type to have a nose. Last time i was polishing the car i saw him staring out his window. He spotted me, then 3 seconds later hes round outside next to me saying 'i bet thats hard work, i havnt done that for years'. My reply? ' I can tell, your so fat it looks like you havnt done much for years'. He just walked away.

 

fpmsl funny as :smilieguys::smilieguys:

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I think my neighbours are more pissed at me taking all the parking spaces than the noise , i do try to keep the revs down when i come home at 6 am but my mk1 escort has got a rover V8 in it ( sounds soooooo nice ) with twin 2" pipes so isnt silent lol , the Mustang's exhaust however is whisper quiet , unforunately its in the shed as i took it off :lol: , well whats the point in having a yank if you cant hear it ( im sure there's a sexual inuendo in there but im too much of a gent ..ahem ) ill post some vids on youtube so you can hear how loud they are , alriiiiiiiiiiiight !

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My neighbours used to complain about the alarm on my Capri going off every night after the milk tanker went up the road :roll: They stopped moaning when the alarm went off and there were the evil petrol thieving gits outside :wink:

 

Don't live there anymore and my nearest neighbours are a 10 minute walk away :thumbsup:

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we had the grinder and hammering goiung for about 18 months so we got a few complaints,

 

the last complaint though was 'theres a funny smell drifting over, like paint....'

 

i think if we hadnt slowed donw a bit now wed have had environmental health round by now :lol:

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