*** Congratulations to Vista and Mrs Vista ***

[Mk2Jo]

I don't want to steal his thunder but I know that Scott is not one to blow his own trumpet so I shall do it for him

 

At stupid 'o'clock this morning, Mrs Vista gave birth to a healthy 8lb 14oz girl ... a much wanted sister for Guy

 

Congratulations to both Scott and Vickie ... I am so pleased for you both, all the ups and downs (and in's and outs ) were all worth it

[SmokeEm]

Well done Scott. (And Mrs Vista)

[Mrs O/H/C]

Cogratulations to Scott and Vicky ....now you will have 2 that keep you up at night

[MightySprocket]

congrats mate

[Trevmk3]

Congratulations Scott and to your good lady

[banarama]

well done all the best

[FredTransit]

Congratulations to you both, and welcome little Miss Vista!

[lotusless]

all the best to you both

[Vista]

Thanks folks.

 

No 1 child doesn't seem to know what to make of no 2 child at the moment so we're distracting him with choo choo trains.

 

Jo, I look forward to offered trumpet blowing with humble appreciation

 

Oh and I've decided that god must have been a doris!

 

 

After all, who else could get their planning so badly wrong that they have to fit a 10cm head through a 1 / 2 cm hole?

[Mk2Jo]

I don't wish to be crude as it's not in my nature as you know, but, it deffo aint 0.5cm now and never will be again

 

Enjoy your new baby and welld one to you both

[Vista]

thanks Jo

[BaileyMex]

Congratulations to you both

[PlopPlop]

Well done and best wishes to all of ya

[Fiesta Steve]

If it is (was lol) 0.5cm how did you ever get it in

 

Congratulations to you both m8

[v8cortina]

Congratulations to you both

[turnover]

If it is (was lol) 0.5cm how did you ever get it in

 

Congratulations to you both m8

 

perhaps hes a bit small congrats mate

[X FLOW EDDY]

Top show matey !! Congrats to you both

[MEXY867M]

congratulations to you both

[mk2harrier]

congrats to you both.

[Vista]

If it is (was lol) 0.5cm how did you ever get it in

 

Congratulations to you both m8

 

Actually, it was meant to mean 1cm to 2cm as opposed to 0.5cm.

 

at the comment though

[KJ 1320]

congratulations m8

I shouldn't think Mrs Vista would be too happy about the size of her

'lady garden' being discussed on here!

[Vista]

Ignorance is bliss mate

 

To be fair it was the size of all lady gardens in general that I was referring to. Specifically Gods poor engineering planning that resulted in an extreme interference fit. Ergo God must have been a doris (or perhaps an American?) as men wouldn't have tripped up on the design solution like that.

 

On the other hand, if women HAD been designed with a sufficiently sized lady garden to accommodate the childbirth thing, can you imagine the size of the lunch box we men would have had to be equipped with to fill it?

 

Good luck to Levis in disguising that particular set of meat and two veg!

[deltamal]

Congrats to you both! you got it right, one of each!

[oddball]

Congratulations to you both on the birth of your new baby daughter

[escortmad79]

Congratulations on your new arrival from Michelle & I