Tackleberry Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 So you're driving to work, out for a casual drive or perhaps taking the other half to the local discotheque, what annoys you most and makes you think, "knob head"? Mine is taxi's who think the middle lane of the M25/M23 was built for them only...
mk2 mike Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Haha. FAR to many to list! People who pull up and park opposite to another already parked vehicle, delivery van, bus etc blocking the road when they could have parked 5 feet shorter and allowed traffic to pass drives me bonkers. People who don't understand how a roundabout works! on a large three lane Roundabout they'll sit on the offside lane with the intention of taking the first Exit then just carve across two lanes at the last minute. Likewise somebody who wants to take the third or fourth exit on a roundabout but Will sit on the nearside lane, go all the way round the roundabout blocking people in the centre lane from taking an exit.
katana Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Those who buy cars whose indicators fail to work on any day with a Y in its spelling..........ie. Bavarian Murder Weapon drivers and anyone who cannot co-ordinate their brain and fingers so that they are unable to indicate their intention to turn whilst in a straight line approaching a junction then start to indicate as they turn the wheel to turn the car...... oh and one flash does not constitute suitable warning! AAArrrrrgh! 2
Tackleberry Posted February 26, 2015 Author Report Posted February 26, 2015 Fog lights.....when it's not foggy!!!! It doesn't look cool, and no, you're 1992 Mondeo doesn't have daytime running lights, they're FOGLIGHTS!! 1
JP. Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Those fckrs coming from the 3th lane getting awake thinking oohh fck here's my exit..... and making a last second decision just try to move my lorry out of their way. They seem to come from nowhere and pass my front bumper within inches realising last second there's also a delay on the exit road and what am I going to do with my .... well picas say more They scare the hell out of me.... I have no way to change lane that quick..... All I can do is heavy braking to prevent terrible happenings I don't want on my count...... When I heavy brake I hear all sorts of worse noises coming from my cargo bay resulting in explanations to the customers. This happens on daily bases. Its called Belgium driving which is affecting whole Europe now. Oohh here's my exit, never mind who is in my way... they will make room for me but I am insured anyway.... That's whats annoying me. 1
SmokeEm Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 For me it's the idiots that cannot judge traffic speed and flow when joining a motorway or leaving one. Coming on- The flow of speed is 55mph so you doing 40 or 70 ain't gonna work! Leaving it- You've known for fooking ages what exit you are taking, why the fook wait until 100m before, to get into the correct lane!!!! 1
dustydog Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 someone who pulls in front of you and you have to slam on the ankers then they do 30mph in a 60 pisses me off
deltamal Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Those who buy cars whose indicators fail to work on any day with a Y in its spelling..........ie. Bavarian Murder Weapon drivers and anyone who cannot co-ordinate their brain and fingers so that they are unable to indicate their intention to turn whilst in a straight line approaching a junction then start to indicate as they turn the wheel to turn the car...... oh and one flash does not constitute suitable warning! AAArrrrrgh! I do drive 2 Cortina's as well!!
Herr Doktor Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Energy saving bulbs really p1ss me off. Every morning, the first thing I have to do is go around the house turning the useless fecking things on so that I can actually see anything when I go in the room! The pr1ck that invented them needs to be set alight. Energy saving my arse!!! 2
PeteRS8084 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 All of the above........as a truck driver I see it all every day and worse!
ianb10 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Youngsters in their Corsa's and the like with exhausts like dustbins that just drive up and down the road for the fun of it a 2 am in the morning. Also the ones that come home with the stereo at full blast no matter what time of the day or night it is, GRRRRRRRRRRR. 1
davey Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 women in traffic queues doing there hair or on phone gets on my wick and the suited type reading there papers boils my piss
mk2 mike Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Youngsters in their Corsa's and the like with exhausts like dustbins that just drive up and down the road for the fun of it a 2 am in the morning. Also the ones that come home with the stereo at full blast no matter what time of the day or night it is, GRRRRRRRRRRR. To be fair, that was me when I was a teen!
brettp Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 People that stop at a roundabout when no ones there 2
chugg-a-boom Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 As bad as not indicating is people who indicate too much! Like indicating right when going straight on at a roundabout, or indicate when going round a sharp corner. And when joining the motorway, even though generally those already on the motorway will move over to let someone on, if you can't some people just expect you to jump on the anchors if they continue to pull onto the motorway! It's a dotted line for give way ffs!
Danish Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Drivers who drive at just over 50, in a 60 zone, then accelerate when I overtake them. Drivers who drive at just over 50, in a 60 zone, then catch me up as they do 40 in the 30 zone. Cyclists who ride two or three abreast and don't move over if vehicles are behind them. Mothers doing the school run in 4x4s built like tanks, shouting at the kids, while talking on their mobile, while cutting me up in my little Clio. 1
theloudboy Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Fog lights.....when it's not foggy!!!! It doesn't look cool, and no, you're 1992 Mondeo doesn't have daytime running lights, they're FOGLIGHTS!! There are rain lights not fog lights lol
theloudboy Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 To be fair, that was me when I was a teen! Me too mike you can't beat a pair of 15s in the boot me and my brother both rocked the ICE stuff I do miss having a bad ass system in my car to this day 1
Tackleberry Posted February 27, 2015 Author Report Posted February 27, 2015 People who want to race me on my motorbike from lights or junctions, in their 1.3 vauxhall corsa's... Really? Oh, another... people who cut you up going round a roundabout, even though it has lines to help them stay in the lane..but no, one lane isn't enough. Then when you give em a toot of the horn, they get all angry?! I'm going to buy a shit box and spend a day bouncing of twats that do this I think... 1
2512pf Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 we were all young once I bet you had your 8 track blasting out back in the 70s?
Jiffer Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 People who park in disabled bays blissfully unaware of how difficult it can make someones life and blissfully unaware there is a 6'1" nut job out there who has a disabled wife. Also kitten soft toilet paper, what bastard experimented on a kitten. 3
Tackleberry Posted February 28, 2015 Author Report Posted February 28, 2015 Yoofs that wear jeans half way down thier ass...not because they're builders but because it's fashion? Crocs..!! One word, WHY?!!! 3
Danish Posted March 2, 2015 Report Posted March 2, 2015 Yoofs that wear jeans half way down thier ass...not because they're builders but because it's fashion? It's so they look like they've done time in a Texan penitentiary where they take there belts and stuff off them. Apparently.
VivaLaRic Posted March 2, 2015 Report Posted March 2, 2015 A subject close to my heart this! Too many to mention but putting down tools and immediately losing them has got to be up there!
Admin Vista Posted March 2, 2015 Admin Report Posted March 2, 2015 People that post giving enticing but misleading thread titles!! I was looking forward to reading that thread too! http://www.oldskoolford.co.uk/ipb/index.php?/topic/80667-boobs/
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