Ever knocked on a door to see if that OSF in the garden.....

[Vista]

I've never done it, but on my rounds I keep seeing an XR4x4 in a barn. I'm too shy to go and ask about it. There is also an Anglia shaped tarpaulin in someone's driveway when I go into another client.

 

Rounds?? Clients?? Dare I ask what you do??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding, I already know

[steve mk2]

their is a purpler velvet escort 1300e about 1 mins from my house and its been sitting there years it has 3 foot of grass surrounding it my dad asked him if he is selling it and he said no (that was like 10 years ago) it still looks in saveable condition i might drop a letter through his door later today with my phone number on it for first dibs

[Rick]

i know if two mk1 escorts sitting on the drive rotting away and one of them has a sign on saying not for sale

 

theres a bloke like that near me 'dont ask, not for sale'

 

been there 7 years or so now.

 

and a mk1 scirrocco im after....

nah im doing it up one day.... yeah right its been there a decade

 

i did pester 1 guy until he cracked though!!!! mk1 escort two door £60

 

fooked but plenty o spares

[MK II Mark]

Theres a guy round my way with a mark 2 escy two door in his garage, I have made enquiries about it via a third party and have been reliably informed that he won't sell it as he doesn't want it to be turned into a rally car... I might drop a note through the door and turn up with my car to assure him that would be just turned into a tastefully modded fast road car

[mossy]

Theres a mk1 capri at the bottom of my mates garden, just over his fence into the house on the next road...

 

his old man says its been there since they moved in over 20yrs ago!

[presleybeetrootboy]

i hate people who have old cars just rusting away on there gardens and the wont sell them to someone that will love them more than the old owners

[Arched Escy]

I know of

 

Mk3 Capri:King unbelievably rotten

Mk2 Escort 4 door no.1:Fairly solid,guy that owns it is a mechanic,says he'll do it up one day

Mk2 Escort 4 door no.2:Rotten!I took axle and any usable parts off it one day(Owned by same guy as capri and other 4 door)

Mk1 escort 2 door no.1:Very solid,1600 xflow,lying in barn,another "I'll do it one day"

105e Anglia:Rotten

 

Now the one I like

 

Mk1 escort 2 door no.2:Body Ok.Was left with us for to get it roadworthy.We put in the 1300 that came outta the mk2.Before the owner picked it up,he died.Car now owned by his son(I'm doing it up)...been lying outside his shed for over a year now...I will call in for a chat some day.

[Copey]

we have had the same postman now for as long as i can remember, as soon as i get my capri "is ur dad wanting to sell his capri? give him £300 for it"

 

responce

 

"first, its MY Capri, seccond, i have only just got it, third, its worth considerably more than £300!! look...no rot"

 

felt like tellin him wer to shove it, but decided i would actually like to get my mail!!

[Jarrodm]

Had a couple of kids knock on my door a few times about my 100e !

 

I kept telling them politly "no" so they didn't egg my house.......

 

Then one day about 15 of the little fookers knocked on the door

 

"Wanna sell that old scrapper then"

 

I was stood there in me boxers, bacon and egg in one hand knife in the other, and i go. "Look you little fook ! I'll give you one chance, seeing as you baught all you mates. If you can start it you can have it, Alright ? But if you can't fook off and leave me alone !"

 

Naturally he couldnt start it......And the look on his mates faces ! So they all walk off, and i shouted SOOOOOOOO loud "TELL YA' SISTER TO STOP CHANGING HER LIPSTICK, MY COCK LOOKS LIKE A RAINBOW !"

 

Them my mum came out and told me to stop being stupid

 

Jarrod

[RFChris]

Them my mum came out and told me to stop being stupid

 

 

[mr squidian]

 

Naturally he couldnt start it......And the look on his mates faces ! So they all walk off, and i shouted SOOOOOOOO loud "TELL YA' SISTER TO STOP CHANGING HER LIPSTICK, MY COCK LOOKS LIKE A RAINBOW !

 

PMSL!!!!!

[mossy]

Naturally he couldnt start it......And the look on his mates faces ! So they all walk off, and i shouted SOOOOOOOO loud "TELL YA' SISTER TO STOP CHANGING HER LIPSTICK, MY COCK LOOKS LIKE A RAINBOW !"

 

Them my mum came out and told me to stop being stupid

 

Jarrod

 

wicked response!

[Arched Escy]

Them my mum came out and told me to stop being stupid

 

 

[surfingturnip]

Had a couple of kids knock on my door a few times about my 100e !

 

I kept telling them politly "no" so they didn't egg my house.......

 

Then one day about 15 of the little fookers knocked on the door

 

"Wanna sell that old scrapper then"

 

I was stood there in me boxers, bacon and egg in one hand knife in the other, and i go. "Look you little fook ! I'll give you one chance, seeing as you baught all you mates. If you can start it you can have it, Alright ? But if you can't fook off and leave me alone !"

 

Naturally he couldnt start it......And the look on his mates faces ! So they all walk off, and i shouted SOOOOOOOO loud "TELL YA' SISTER TO STOP CHANGING HER LIPSTICK, MY COCK LOOKS LIKE A RAINBOW !"

 

Them my mum came out and told me to stop being stupid

 

Jarrod

 

fpmsl

[Jarrodm]

Ha. glad you liked that ! made me laugh re telling it too !

 

Jarrod

[Silverback]

Got to say I've never knocked on anyone's door before, but after having my Mk1 for literally 3 weeks and 1 day I've already had two people turn up to my work place and ask if I'd fancy swapping cars (Ford Focus & Sierra Cosworth). The 4th day I owned the car I had a guy come into the Chinese when I was having a meal with the missus, and asked if it was for sale......

[Gareth]

I've knocked on a few doors, that's how I came by my Cortina

 

I normally just get(Imagine beer breath, and lots of slurring):

"It's full on stage 2 heads, and it'll do 155mph.I want £400 for it."

 

That was a 2.8i that had benn sat on grass & hadn't been taxed since 1999

[lee_capri]

wish somebody would knock on my door might be able to sell mt scrape

[escortmad79]

Went looking for the Mk2 Cortina earlier, they've built a garage now so I'm hoping the Tina's in that as their Rover was on the drive way!

[spooner]

i get this bloke coming into work now now again.

 

every time he comes in he asks "is that old capri in the corner for sale

 

always tells him no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh he drives a cortina,think his name is chris

[bomber1]

i get this bloke coming into work now now again.

 

every time he comes in he asks "is that old capri in the corner for sale

 

always tells him no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh he drives a cortina,think his name is chris

 

fpmsl nice one

 

when my mk1 was on the road loads off people asked how much it was, just told'em a figure they soon shut up one guy thinks he will get a mk1 2door for a couple off hundred quid when i told him what shells are going for i had to pick him up off the floor

[lee_capri]

had someone knock about the wifes granny its only been sat they two weeks she raced out they like a rotwhiler and bit his ankels

[Jarrodm]

You mean you didn't take an offer on your wifes nan ?

 

 

Jarrod

[escort new boy]

ive knocked a door with a 2 door mk2 escort on the garden about 10 times and no one ever seems to be in

[Davecara]

Not yet, but i'm on the lookout!