X-pack-Glyn Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 My wife will drive right by our local shop and spend about £2 in petrol because she has a voucher to save 25 pence off a loaf in tescos, she will then spend 15 mins pissing about parking and queing, then she will drive to the other end of town because she has a voucher saving 20p off 4 pints of milk in morrisons, again 15 or so mins pissing about parking, queing etc etc... this is quite the norm, but on accasions she has driven BACK to the other end of town to fill up with tesco nat piss petrol!!!
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 It isn't the first case I have heard mate! Some women are like that! It will make absolutley no sense to us Males, but in their eyes, it does! My ex girlfriend/fiance was exactly the same, but she couldn't drive, so me being a bloke, spent the whole journey trying to make her see that there was no point as it just wastes time and MY petrol! Needless to say, that little episode ended up in another big argument!
orionmojo Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 or complain about having no fuel and say 'i put a fiver in only yesterday' me- put a tenner in then. her- it'll only jsut last as long! i give up
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Dont ask me. I get bollockings for baking cookies
Admin Mk2Jo Posted September 21, 2006 Admin Report Posted September 21, 2006 Dont ask me. I get bollockings for baking cookies FPMSL
DeuceCoupe Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 My wife will drive right by our local shop and spend about £2 in petrol because she has a voucher to save 25 pence off a loaf in tescos, she will then spend 15 mins pissing about parking and queing, then she will drive to the other end of town because she has a voucher saving 20p off 4 pints of milk in morrisons, again 15 or so mins pissing about parking, queing etc etc... this is quite the norm, but on accasions she has driven BACK to the other end of town to fill up with tesco nat piss petrol!!! I wouldnt do that at all to much hassel
atomic punk Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Mate.......I think they call it 'spend to save'
Posse Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 i do that tho the offee is only about a mile away but i drive god knows why tho there's never anywhere to park
cairo Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Well i'm sure as you're so put out by all this comotion of your dearly beloved that you never EAT/DRINK/USE the stuff she buys at all these different shops But failing that to stop you moaning at her i'm sure she wouldn't mind you going and doing the shopping yourself. But credit to james the times he's took me he never moans
DeuceCoupe Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 You'll never work women out like we can't work you men out . Men are from mars, women are from Venus
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 But credit to james the times he's took me he never moans I wouldn't dare!!!!
Posse Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 . Men are from mars, women just want penis:lol:
DeuceCoupe Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 . Men are from mars, women just want penis:lol: pmsl
BIGKEV Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 women are odd fairy muff......... Pregnant women they are a nightmare - i thought i was living with a different person and they always get to blame "hormones" for whatever crap they give out
RedexRob Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 This is surely the sign of an overactive mind...I,ll bet she lies awake at night worrying about things like sandwiches and hairdos , best really to give her plenty of sedative (wine, alco pops etc) so she can,t be out there driving around with the rat race... as for the petrol situation , thats usually a sign of "old doris man" concerned with saving pennies when its the pounds that matter , probably owns a caravan and says things like " its amazing what that Mondeo of mine does to the Gallon" got no life basically !
4parajon Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Dont ask me. I get bollockings for baking cookies I hope your bringing some to the meet next week then
X-pack-Glyn Posted September 21, 2006 Author Report Posted September 21, 2006 This is surely the sign of an overactive mind...I,ll bet she lies awake at night worrying about things like sandwiches and hairdos , best really to give her plenty of sedative (wine, alco pops etc) so she can,t be out there driving around with the rat race... as for the petrol situation , thats usually a sign of "old doris man" concerned with saving pennies when its the pounds that matter , probably owns a caravan and says things like " its amazing what that Mondeo of mine does to the Gallon" got no life basically ! The bit that just got me was, i quote "its amazing what that mondeo of mine does to the gallon" FPMSL..... thats my father-in-law all over, drives a 300 quid shitter monde diesel that hes cosidering buying a £2k engine for because the thing runs on fresh air but smokes a bit!!!
Hilux Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 i keep trying to reason with mrs d that when she goes trudging round looking in every shop just to go back to the first shop and buy the first thing she saw, why not buy the first thing you see in the first shop you go in? makes perfect sense to me! and she'd save herself a whole day to spend doing something more constructive
Trevmk3 Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 womens logic, never heard them 2 words in the same sentence
Danmex Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 At least your missus knows how to use a petrol pump, you can bet that if I'm late for work I'll get in the car and she'll of brought it back with the fuel light on
orionmojo Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 At least your missus knows how to use a petrol pump, you can bet that if I'm late for work I'll get in the car and she'll of brought it back with the fuel light on *rings you up. * theresalightonthedash theresalightonthedash theresalightonthedash
mk1super Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 My auntie and uncle have been married 43 years, and i asked my Uncle so whats the secret to a long marriage? His reply cracked me up! He said "Shut up and do as she says!"
Doc Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 women are odd fairy muff......... Pregnant women they are a nightmare - i thought i was living with a different person and they always get to blame "hormones" for whatever crap they give out With you there Kev im still not sure the doris in my bed is my missus LOL
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