Just plain wrong!

[Rally Pack 2000]

6 hours ago, HotRodMatt said:

I wish there were no more, I really do.

At least it looks like some local has tried to put a stop to that one. Just needed a bigger calibre.

[accord83]

Now that's just unfair, looking at the PT cruiser club for strange car mods is just like shooting fish in a barrel.😂

[Jimbonic]

It does look like the bastard daughter of an armoured car and a 2CV....!

[Vista]

And we're back to shooting brake type conversions. 

[Rally Pack 2000]

10 minutes ago, Vista said:

And we're back to shooting brake type conversions. 

Well you have to try do something creative when you own a TR7.

[stephens_xpack]

Those door handles certainly get around....

[HotRodMatt]

It's a Morris Minor, Jim, but not as we know it.

[HotRodMatt]

'Murica AGAIN.

[colr6]

 

Thought this was justified been put in this thread, it’s only two wheels but hey ho 😳

Members rule, ykt

[Vista]

8 hours ago, colr6 said:

 

Thought this was justified been put in this thread, it’s only two wheels but hey ho 😳

Members rule, ykt

What a good looking dude on an awesome bike! 😎

[Vista]

Anyone for a camping trip?

Crosswinds best avoided!

 

 

[Jimbonic]

I'm very pleased to see that they have thought about safety and made sure the boiler flue exits above the upstairs windows..........!

[Vista]

Wicked, innit bruv!

Jesus wept, what a sight. And standing on the wing / bonnet??

 

 

I was wondering how it fared come MOT time. Answer? Not Well. Though I'm surprised those wheels and tyres are only advisories.

Date tested: 7 November 2018

FAIL

 View test certificate

Mileage: 31,790 miles

MOT test number: 9896 8784 3745

Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):

• Nearside Front Electrical wiring insulation in such a condition there is an imminent risk of fire or formation of sparks wiring coming from battery (4.11 (c) (iii)

Repair immediately (major defects):

• Tyre pressure monitoring system inoperative (5.2.3 (h) (ii))
• Nearside Front Tyre incorrectly seated on the wheel rim (5.2.3 (k))
• Offside Front Tyre incorrectly seated on the wheel rim (5.2.3 (k))
• Nearside Rear Tyre incorrectly seated on the wheel rim (5.2.3 (k))
• Offside Rear Tyre incorrectly seated on the wheel rim (5.2.3 (k))
• Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (3.5 (a))
• Nearside Front Brake inadequately mounted brake hose (1.1.21 (c))
• Offside Front Brake inadequately mounted brake hose (1.1.21 (c))
• Nearside Reversing lamp does not emit a steady white light (4.6.2 (a))
• Offside Reversing lamp does not emit a steady white light (4.6.2 (a))
• Offside Stop lamp(s) not working (4.3.1 (a) (ii))
• Exhaust Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (8.2.1.2 (c))
• Central Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a))
• Rear Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a))

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

• Central Lower Stop lamp(s) emits other than a steady red light (4.3.3 (a) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

• Nearside Front Tyre wheel/tyre protruding beyond wheel arch (5.2.3 (f))
• Offside Front Tyre wheel/tyre protruding beyond wheel arch (5.2.3 (f))
• Nearside Rear Tyre wheel/tyre protruding beyond wheel arch (5.2.3 (f))
• Offside Rear Tyre wheel/tyre protruding beyond wheel arch (5.2.3 (f))
• Rear seat not fitted at time of test
• Rear seatbelts not fitted at time of test

 

[Jimbonic]

Wow! I thought my MOTs came with a long list.....

I've never had a "Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects)". That's quite something. 😱

[Rich T]

Reading the mot history. It passed its MOT in the September then failed on war and peace 2 months later.

Possibly pulled by the police/VOSA roadside and made to get a fresh mot on a proabition order.

Not hard to spot from a fair old distance id say 😁.

[accord83]

Y'all getting old!, All your cars back in the day were legal, right? No jacked up rears with red lights on the diff, no shonky weld over sills, proper, not over the phone MOT's etc.😂😂

 

 

 

 

 

I still think it looks shite though😂😂

[Rally Pack 2000]

3 minutes ago, accord83 said:

Y'all getting old!, All your cars back in the day were legal, right? No jacked up rears with red lights on the diff, no shonky weld over sills, proper, not over the phone MOT's etc.😂😂

 

 

 

 

 

I still think it looks shite though😂😂

The dodgy MOT pass. (It was the Pink Slip pass here) I remember it well, I had the reputation being the Michael Angelo of the asbestos muffler putty. (The dangerous fibres could stick to rust flakes where mere body filler would fall to the ground) By recommendation the relatives of friends would seek me out for that rust hole cover-up at rego time. I never could figure out if that was an insult or a compliment?

[Vista]

29 minutes ago, accord83 said:

Y'all getting old!, All your cars back in the day were legal, right? No jacked up rears with red lights on the diff, no shonky weld over sills, proper, not over the phone MOT's etc.😂😂

 

 

 

 

 

I still think it looks shite though😂😂

Not me, and definitely no 70's jacked up back ends and neon lights! 

[Rally Pack 2000]

10 minutes ago, Vista said:

Not me, and definitely no 70's jacked up back ends and neon lights! 

So you only started doing that recently then?

[Vista]

1 hour ago, Rally Pack 2000 said:

So you only started doing that recently then?

Jacking up my back end?  

[accord83]

2 hours ago, Vista said:

Jacking up my back end?  

Now there's a trick, there's some folk who would never leave home if they could manage it... 

[HotRodMatt]

What do you build with a mixture of leftover parts? This!!

[Vista]

This too!

For the farmer likes to look stylish as he ploughs his fields?

[Rally Pack 2000]

48 minutes ago, Vista said:

This too!

For the farmer likes to look stylish as he ploughs his fields?

I kind of like the Citroen tractor, it adds a touch of class. Air suspension over the rough furrows cant be a bad thing either!

[meXEco]

Badly photoshopped.