Escort Owners vs Anglia Owners

[Vista]

Escort Owners be like "keeerchhinggg!"

 

 

 

And at Anglia Owners

 

[RWL81P]

escort prices may have rocketed but so have the prices of parts which makes owning and building one very expensive.

[Rally Pack 2000]

Oh dear the Hatfields and McCoys are going to bring out the double barrels with this thread!

[Vista]

I am awaiting a good hand bagging from Colr6

[colr6]

Oh dear oh dear, what a good comparison that is ! So where would you like me start ?? Poor little Anglia as you call it will be bought and payed for earns its keep and give lots of fun. For the cost of a strong stomach and 5 gallon of red diesel. Where as the RS 2000 x- pack we'll call it will need a qualified prick I mean captain at the helm a navigator and hundreds of gallons of fuel. Problably owned by a boat company and rented out to wanna be 'big boys' just like a Rs owner all skirt and no knickers. Did have the misfortune to go to some fancy riviera once think it might have been Monaco, made that much of an impression can't remember where it was to be honest, well there I am typical English bloke trainers socks and knotted hanky on my nod rolling a fag, as you do in these places. Watching all these supposed super rich pricks boarding these fancy yatchs thinking as you would. Only to be told by a resident that these people only rent the boat for a morning or day to impress the passers by and so called okay yah friends. So coming back to the escort owners bit the same really LOOK I've got an RS Escort can't use it cost an absolute fortune and darnt leave it anywhere. Let's be honest they all look the same at the bottom of the sea covered in seaweed or in the case of a car when you've put it on its roof, but who's not going to be bothered the Anglia owner. UP YOURS MATEY✌️✌✌

[aardvark101]

Dude, its an Anglia thing, you  wouldn't understand 

[Vista]

Too easy, I love it when a plan comes together

[Rally Pack 2000]

I think TV and Movies understands the hierarchy of cars and their owners pretty clearly. Ron Weasley drives an Anglia and Escorts and Capris are driven by "Professionals"! Worse still Cortinas are driven by ...................... Onslo! Oh dear!

[khanlad]

Cast it out and reel it in, you've got a col on the hook! Hehe

[colr6]

According to my missis I'm a good catch anyway, whilst passing her another whisky LOL

[Vista]

I think Ona (the big yacht) is for sale if any Escort Owners are feeling flush?

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ona_(yacht)

[colr6]

I think Ona (the big yacht) is for sale if any Escort Owners are feeling flush?

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ona_(yacht)

They won't have any spondolas left after building or buying an escort.........

[HotRodMatt]

Oh dear oh dear, what a good comparison that is ! So where would you like me start ?? Poor little Anglia as you call it will be bought and payed for earns its keep and give lots of fun. For the cost of a strong stomach and 5 gallon of red diesel. Where as the RS 2000 x- pack we'll call it will need a qualified prick I mean captain at the helm a navigator and hundreds of gallons of fuel. Problably owned by a boat company and rented out to wanna be 'big boys' just like a Rs owner all skirt and no knickers. Did have the misfortune to go to some fancy riviera once think it might have been Monaco, made that much of an impression can't remember where it was to be honest, well there I am typical English bloke trainers socks and knotted hanky on my nod rolling a fag, as you do in these places. Watching all these supposed super rich pricks boarding these fancy yatchs thinking as you would. Only to be told by a resident that these people only rent the boat for a morning or day to impress the passers by and so called okay yah friends. So coming back to the escort owners bit the same really LOOK I've got an RS Escort can't use it cost an absolute fortune and darnt leave it anywhere. Let's be honest they all look the same at the bottom of the sea covered in seaweed or in the case of a car when you've put it on its roof, but who's not going to be bothered the Anglia owner. UP YOURS MATEY✌️✌✌

...and BREATHE.

[HotRodMatt]

Oh dear oh dear, what a good comparison that is ! So where would you like me start ?? Poor little Anglia as you call it will be bought and payed for earns its keep and give lots of fun. For the cost of a strong stomach and 5 gallon of red diesel. Where as the RS 2000 x- pack we'll call it will need a qualified prick I mean captain at the helm a navigator and hundreds of gallons of fuel. Problably owned by a boat company and rented out to wanna be 'big boys' just like a Rs owner all skirt and no knickers. Did have the misfortune to go to some fancy riviera once think it might have been Monaco, made that much of an impression can't remember where it was to be honest, well there I am typical English bloke trainers socks and knotted hanky on my nod rolling a fag, as you do in these places. Watching all these supposed super rich pricks boarding these fancy yatchs thinking as you would. Only to be told by a resident that these people only rent the boat for a morning or day to impress the passers by and so called okay yah friends. So coming back to the escort owners bit the same really LOOK I've got an RS Escort can't use it cost an absolute fortune and darnt leave it anywhere. Let's be honest they all look the same at the bottom of the sea covered in seaweed or in the case of a car when you've put it on its roof, but who's not going to be bothered the Anglia owner. UP YOURS MATEY✌️✌✌

...and BREATHE.

[HotRodMatt]

Oh dear oh dear, what a good comparison that is ! So where would you like me start ?? Poor little Anglia as you call it will be bought and payed for earns its keep and give lots of fun. For the cost of a strong stomach and 5 gallon of red diesel. Where as the RS 2000 x- pack we'll call it will need a qualified prick I mean captain at the helm a navigator and hundreds of gallons of fuel. Problably owned by a boat company and rented out to wanna be 'big boys' just like a Rs owner all skirt and no knickers. Did have the misfortune to go to some fancy riviera once think it might have been Monaco, made that much of an impression can't remember where it was to be honest, well there I am typical English bloke trainers socks and knotted hanky on my nod rolling a fag, as you do in these places. Watching all these supposed super rich pricks boarding these fancy yatchs thinking as you would. Only to be told by a resident that these people only rent the boat for a morning or day to impress the passers by and so called okay yah friends. So coming back to the escort owners bit the same really LOOK I've got an RS Escort can't use it cost an absolute fortune and darnt leave it anywhere. Let's be honest they all look the same at the bottom of the sea covered in seaweed or in the case of a car when you've put it on its roof, but who's not going to be bothered the Anglia owner. UP YOURS MATEY✌️✌✌

...and BREATHE.

[HotRodMatt]

Oh dear oh dear, what a good comparison that is ! So where would you like me start ?? Poor little Anglia as you call it will be bought and payed for earns its keep and give lots of fun. For the cost of a strong stomach and 5 gallon of red diesel. Where as the RS 2000 x- pack we'll call it will need a qualified prick I mean captain at the helm a navigator and hundreds of gallons of fuel. Problably owned by a boat company and rented out to wanna be 'big boys' just like a Rs owner all skirt and no knickers. Did have the misfortune to go to some fancy riviera once think it might have been Monaco, made that much of an impression can't remember where it was to be honest, well there I am typical English bloke trainers socks and knotted hanky on my nod rolling a fag, as you do in these places. Watching all these supposed super rich pricks boarding these fancy yatchs thinking as you would. Only to be told by a resident that these people only rent the boat for a morning or day to impress the passers by and so called okay yah friends. So coming back to the escort owners bit the same really LOOK I've got an RS Escort can't use it cost an absolute fortune and darnt leave it anywhere. Let's be honest they all look the same at the bottom of the sea covered in seaweed or in the case of a car when you've put it on its roof, but who's not going to be bothered the Anglia owner. UP YOURS MATEY✌️✌✌

...and BREATHE.

[Vista]

Hmmmmmm, I've noticed the forum is a bit slow to respond sometimes when you attempt to post your message, I'll have to see what's going on there.

[HotRodMatt]

Hmmmmmm, I've noticed the forum is a bit slow to respond sometimes when you attempt to post your message, I'll have to see what's going on there.

Yeah bit annoying! Feel free to delete the duplicate posts!

[colr6]

I'm taking lessons from RP for my replies

[Rally Pack 2000]

I'm taking lessons from RP for my replies

 

I cant tell if I was just complimented or insulted?   Its being astute and thorough not long winded at all!

 

 

 

According to my missis I'm a good catch anyway, whilst passing her another whisky LOL

 

I gave up fishing for compliments years ago. Forget the flowers and Chocolates Ive just realised that booze was the missing ingredient. You can learn tips on life here as well as cars.

[colr6]

Was meant as a compliment with some of the informative posts you put up, was hoping mine was somewhere near the same !........failed

 

I don't have to fish for compliments they come naturally, me being of astounding good looks full of wit. Gets to be a burden at times all these women flocking around, roll on when my bus pass comes so I can escape in disguise

[Rally Pack 2000]

Was meant as a compliment with some of the informative posts you put up, was hoping mine was somewhere near the same !........failed

 

I don't have to fish for compliments they come naturally, me being of astounding good looks full of wit. Gets to be a burden at times all these women flocking around, roll on when my bus pass comes so I can escape in disguise

 

Definitely a success as your posts are always informative. I get embarrassed by some of my longer posts.

 

Flocks of women? Is that the Anglia influence / advantage? Escorts definitely dont have that effect! And owning 2 makes no difference. Even from what I read there in the UK they only seem to attract Gypsies! (Is that un PC?)

[colr6]

Glad you thought it was a success, coming from the master of posts I'm pleased with that....after reading my second post again all I can say is I'm starting to sound like a RS owner ......FULL of CRAP!...lol

[deltamal]

I think TV and Movies understands the hierarchy of cars and their owners pretty clearly. Ron Weasley drives an Anglia and Escorts and Capris are driven by "Professionals"! Worse still Cortinas are driven by ...................... Onslo! Oh dear!

 

Check out Life on Mars and the Sweeny!

[2512pf]

Reading this i would say escort 3 anglia nil