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On 28/01/2024 at 11:50, Rally Pack 2000 said:

All the friends that I have that own Mk2 Escorts are all RS2000 owners and im the only one with a flat nose so I have a bit of a meme joke around with them about it (Droopsnoot vs Flat) . Would it offend RS2000 owners if I posted the memes here? Its all meant in fun jibing and they come back with some good ones in return. 😀

Do it 😀

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29 minutes ago, Miniliteman said:

Do you need a pilot's license for your RP James?

Hahaha. Ive been assured there are 4 RS2000s owners plotting a revenge meme! 😀

You know the strangest thing is that I have had that photo for decades it was taken back in 1978 and this Saturday the racing driver who is behind the wheel is going to be at a car event and I thought it would be nice to get him to sign it as part of a little display people do with their cars when they go to events. Its a four door as well so you don't see many photos of action 4 doors let alone a Rally Pack like mine. Its being co-hosted with the RS Owners Club though and not sure at this stage if they will let me come along. Would be good though to get the photo signed if im allowed.

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19 hours ago, Rally Pack 2000 said:

Its being co-hosted with the RS Owners Club though and not sure at this stage if they will let me come along. Would be good though to get the photo signed if im allowed.

You could have borrowed my special "access all areas jacket" ....

 

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The other night I was invited out for a night with the lads.

I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As time went by, the hours flew and the beers and rums disappeared far too quickly. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning she asked me what time I got in, I told her “MIDNIGHT”…. She didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then she said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked her why, she replied, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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20 hours ago, Vista said:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the lads.

I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As time went by, the hours flew and the beers and rums disappeared far too quickly. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning she asked me what time I got in, I told her “MIDNIGHT”…. She didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then she said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked her why, she replied, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

🍻🍻🍻🥃🥃🥃🥃

We can all relate to this 🤣

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