Funny Signs

[Vista]

Sid the Sexist's old pad?

 

[Vista]

 I guess it's steak night tonight then!

[Vista]

But the wait whilst it was cooked was exquisite!

[Vista]

This has got to be Australian @Rally Pack 2000 what does it mean, no pigeon BBQ's? Jeez, is there anything you guys won't lob on the barbie?

 

[Rally Pack 2000]

1 hour ago, Vista said:

This has got to be Australian @Rally Pack 2000 what does it mean, no pigeon BBQ's? Jeez, is there anything you guys won't lob on the barbie?

 

Its directed at me personally, the flying rats eat all the seed I put out for the native parrots so I occasionally have clear them off the cloths line with a flame thrower and occasional molotov. One of lifes little pleasures but people seem get very uppity about it.

The sign is probably French though, there is squab on the menu at every restaurant there. You guys and the Irish and the Americans are supposed to indulge a bit too. We just let the Crocs and Magpies eat 'em.

[BaileyMex]

Jeez, I cant stand the dirty bastards, when I used to live in South London the dirty feckers would always be on our terrace shitting everywhere, not sure I would have got away with a flame thrower though 

[Miniliteman]

8 hours ago, Rally Pack 2000 said:

The sign is probably French though, there is squab on the menu at every restaurant there. You guys and the Irish and the Americans are supposed to indulge a bit too. We just let the Crocs and Magpies eat 'em.

Sign isn't French, their version is here:

 

[Rally Pack 2000]

9 hours ago, BaileyMex said:

Jeez, I cant stand the dirty bastards, when I used to live in South London the dirty feckers would always be on our terrace shitting everywhere, not sure I would have got away with a flame thrower though 

Their shit is just everywhere, usually on the washing trying to dry on the line hence my pyromania views on dealing with them.

I watch combat dealers though so you have heaps better stuff to use on them!

[eeb43]

8 hours ago, Miniliteman said:

Sign isn't French, their version is here:

 

it is legal to shoot the french though!

[accord83]

I got sent down to London in 1989 to attend a Michelin tyre examiners course. I got off the train and a flying rat crapped on my head, I haven’t been back to London since. Us Northern Monkeys take these things personally.

[Vista]

Mustang this is Ghostrider requesting a flyby!

 

[Vista]

Well in this hot weather, you really can't beat a nice cold W**k on the beach. I sh*t you not!

[Ray]

i have signs om the toilet doors at my unit that are very similar to this, ill take a picture of mine tomorow

[Miniliteman]

Maybe a repost

[Ray]

tis is the one on my toilet doors, very close

[Miniliteman]

[Vista]

Disappointment beckons for some today I guess

 

[Miniliteman]

[Daddio]

anyone fancy a cake??

 

NO? 

[Vista]

11 hours ago, Daddio said:

anyone fancy a cake??

 

NO? 

Not anymore!

[Jerrytom161]

Lol, … i have actually worked doing site maintenance in the factory in southall near heathrow  called delice de france where they make Otis Spunkmeyer products mainly cookie dough , we always laughed when we saw the lorries with the name all down the sides of them .To be fair  the cookies are really nice , they used to sell them in Costco if anyones interested . 

[Rally Pack 2000]

The label says no funky stuff but the name and the picture seem a bit funky to me!

[Daddio]

One's my limit.  (I'm talking about icing them, obviously....😉😉)

[Miniliteman]

[Vista]

OMG, what exactly are the festive delights McDonalds are offering here??