X-pack-Glyn Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 After 5 years or so of enduring bastard footballs being repeatedly kicked against all the vehicles in our street one of the offenders just passed his test and has a lovely shiny fiesta (brought for him by his parents who turned a blind eye to his "criminal damage" antics with the football in previous years)..... Time to dig out "wilson" from the back of the shed i think, anyone fancy a kickabout? Im a firm believer in what goes round, comes round
RFChris Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 LMAO.....do it! Do it now. Cmpod83 does not condone suburban naughtiness......much.
Posse Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 lol same as m8 the world is round just go out in the road and play catch with some house bricks
cairo Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 Do it Do it But then again a bunch of keys is far easier to hold and does a better job on the paintwork.......................................oops did i say that out loud i was thinking it quietly
Dom Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 We're not thugs we are aggressive and violent young criminals................ oh wait a sec............
capriclive Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 got to be done. you know you want to!
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 Have a game of 'Spot' against the side of it. Do you call it 'spot' dahn sarf? It's where you take it in turns to kick a ball against a wall (or car in this case)
Gibson Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 drive a 20 quid mot fail shitter into it...
Jimsiss Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 just give me a baseball bat and I'll sort him out, then I'll come back for the car
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Oooohhhhh, I love a bit of revenge! Pump it right up to the max, you know, so it's nice and hard (The Ball That Is), and do a bit of target practice! GAME ON!
GT_Jim Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 if you want a laugh remove the valves out of his wheels, he will try to pump it up but when he takes the pump off they go down again he will spend hours on it
escort21 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 I could partake in sure criminal activity
caprifan Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 3 words....... exhaust..expanding foam .....constantly watching my cars
Twinkle Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 get in there with a few swift penalty's
cairo Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Or better still bounce his head of the bonnet like his football bounced off yours
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