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After 5 years or so of enduring bastard footballs being repeatedly kicked against all the vehicles in our street one of the offenders just passed his test and has a lovely shiny fiesta (brought for him by his parents who turned a blind eye to his "criminal damage" antics with the football in previous years).....

 

Time to dig out "wilson" from the back of the shed i think, anyone fancy a kickabout?

 

Im a firm believer in what goes round, comes round :twisted:

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Do it Do it

 

But then again a bunch of keys is far easier to hold and does a better job on the paintwork.......................................oops did i say that out loud i was thinking it quietly :D

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Have a game of 'Spot' against the side of it.

 

Do you call it 'spot' dahn sarf? It's where you take it in turns to kick a ball against a wall (or car in this case)

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if you want a laugh remove the valves out of his wheels, he will try to pump it up but when he takes the pump off they go down again

 

he will spend hours on it :twisted:

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Or better still bounce his head of the bonnet like his football bounced off yours 8)

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