BIG G Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 On 28/01/2024 at 11:50, Rally Pack 2000 said: All the friends that I have that own Mk2 Escorts are all RS2000 owners and im the only one with a flat nose so I have a bit of a meme joke around with them about it (Droopsnoot vs Flat) . Would it offend RS2000 owners if I posted the memes here? Its all meant in fun jibing and they come back with some good ones in return. 😀 Do it 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 10 minutes ago, BIG G said: Do it 😀 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miniliteman Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Do you need a pilot's license for your RP James? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 29 minutes ago, Miniliteman said: Do you need a pilot's license for your RP James? Hahaha. Ive been assured there are 4 RS2000s owners plotting a revenge meme! 😀 You know the strangest thing is that I have had that photo for decades it was taken back in 1978 and this Saturday the racing driver who is behind the wheel is going to be at a car event and I thought it would be nice to get him to sign it as part of a little display people do with their cars when they go to events. Its a four door as well so you don't see many photos of action 4 doors let alone a Rally Pack like mine. Its being co-hosted with the RS Owners Club though and not sure at this stage if they will let me come along. Would be good though to get the photo signed if im allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miniliteman Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 19 hours ago, Rally Pack 2000 said: Its being co-hosted with the RS Owners Club though and not sure at this stage if they will let me come along. Would be good though to get the photo signed if im allowed. You could have borrowed my special "access all areas jacket" .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 3 hours ago, Miniliteman said: You could have borrowed my special "access all areas jacket" .... That would work very well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vista Posted February 29 Author Report Share Posted February 29 Oh dear, what a pity, never mind! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vista Posted April 19 Author Report Share Posted April 19 The other night I was invited out for a night with the lads. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As time went by, the hours flew and the beers and rums disappeared far too quickly. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!) The next morning she asked me what time I got in, I told her “MIDNIGHT”…. She didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked her why, she replied, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. 🍻🍻🍻🥃🥃🥃🥃 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miniliteman Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 22 minutes ago, Vista said: Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, Ehhhh 😲 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted April 19 Author Report Share Posted April 19 1 minute ago, Miniliteman said: Ehhhh 😲 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chriscross Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 2 monkeys in a bath, 1 monkey says to the other "oooh, aaaaaah, ooooh" the other monkey says "put some cold in then!" and you can tell that one to your kids and grand children! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Estate Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 20 hours ago, Vista said: The other night I was invited out for a night with the lads. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As time went by, the hours flew and the beers and rums disappeared far too quickly. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!) The next morning she asked me what time I got in, I told her “MIDNIGHT”…. She didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked her why, she replied, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. 🍻🍻🍻🥃🥃🥃🥃 We can all relate to this 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted May 4 Author Report Share Posted May 4 I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let’s get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled----WHAT?" I then said "honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" 🤔 Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. Women......! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted Tuesday at 16:31 Author Report Share Posted Tuesday at 16:31 An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Knight Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago Cornwall council have cancelled their tribute acts concert………….. They couldn’t decide whether to put The Jam on first or Cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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