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Vista Posted September 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 One for any servicemen on here The Royal Marines use the term YOMP (Your Own Marching Pace) to describe how they trek for miles across the landscape carrying heavy packs.... The Paras use the term TAB (Tactical Advance to Battle) to describe the same thing... In the RAF however, they use the term COACH......................It's a big metal box with luxury seating, wheels and a motor that saves their hair from getting dishevelled! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteRS8084 Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 When I was in the army but stationed at RAF Laarbruch (no longer there) our exercises always had ended at mid day on a Thursday so the white coaches could pick up the RAF guys and girls and get them back to their rooms to pretty up for the Thursday night bop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT36 Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 37 minutes ago, PeteRS8084 said: When I was in the army but stationed at RAF Laarbruch (no longer there) our exercises always had ended at mid day on a Thursday so the white coaches could pick up the RAF guys and girls and get them back to their rooms to pretty up for the Thursday night bop! Got two crabs writing Maintenance Schedules for our service repair times. Good lads. I send them this regularly when they ask me for a link to certain documents. I think they both have tourrettes though, going by their replies: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vista Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand , and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.So she gives several more tugs, then yells... "Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted October 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 A bloke walks into a bar in Wales and orders a shandy. All the Taffs sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another English visitor. The barman says, “You ain’t from round here, are ya boyo?” The man says, “No, I’m from Stoke.” The barman says, “What do you do in Stoke?” The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.” The barman says, “A taxidermist? What the heck is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?” “No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.” The barman grins and yells, “He’s okay boys. He’s one of us.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 At the Drive-In Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rally Pack 2000 Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 Following Pandemic guild-lines to wash your hands, now new ones for making those paper squares go a little further during a shortage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vista Posted November 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 Zut Alors! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 I may need that one explained to me! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vista Posted November 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 12 hours ago, Rally Pack 2000 said: I may need that one explained to me! LOL You don't get Mr Kipling's cakes in Australia? They're exceedingly good 😁 To be fair my English work colleagues were all laughing at our French colleagues about it and they didn't get it either.......until I sent them this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 No we dont get them here but they do look exceedingly good. I get it now I have seen the images LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katana Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 13 hours ago, Vista said: You don't get Mr Kipling's cakes in Australia? They're exceedingly good 😁 To be fair my English work colleagues were all laughing at our French colleagues about it and they didn't get it either.......until I sent them this And the goodness scale - at the bottom left - red is obviously very good and amber is nearly very good - must try harder, White is so amazing its beyond colouring! Make sure all your food has lots of Red cos that's the best tasting! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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