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1 hour ago, Daddio said:

As Christmas is now just around the corner (well it's in the shops already)

 

 

tesla calendar.jpg

They should make an all year round advent calendar for Teslas. Every time you see one burning on the motorway you get to open one flap and get a chocolate. I would have had two chocolates this past month alone! YUM!

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Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a fkn liar!!”
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Paddy walks into a cafe & looks at the menu:

Cheese rolls 10p

Ham rolls 20p

swank £10

He then see a beautiful young doris who works there, she has a lovely body and huge tits, Paddy asks 'do you give the wanks?'

'I do' she said

Paddy says 'well go wash your hands, I want two cheese rolls'

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All the friends that I have that own Mk2 Escorts are all RS2000 owners and im the only one with a flat nose so I have a bit of a meme joke around with them about it (Droopsnoot vs Flat) . Would it offend RS2000 owners if I posted the memes here? Its all meant in fun jibing and they come back with some good ones in return. 😀

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