Vista Posted June 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2023 Isn't it funny what a bear will do for honey? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddio Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddio Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 07/06/2023 at 08:50, Mexican Gerbil said: Have you recently moved to Kettering mate? I reckon most of the tarmac round here has more holes than my cheesegrater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted June 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 Only in Australia, eh @Rally Pack 2000? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Vista said: Only in Australia, eh @Rally Pack 2000? But I dont drink red? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted July 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddio Posted September 10, 2023 Report Share Posted September 10, 2023 As Christmas is now just around the corner (well it's in the shops already) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Daddio said: As Christmas is now just around the corner (well it's in the shops already) They should make an all year round advent calendar for Teslas. Every time you see one burning on the motorway you get to open one flap and get a chocolate. I would have had two chocolates this past month alone! YUM! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accord83 Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 2 hours ago, accord83 said: Are those those OEM? You know how I feel about the Chinese aftermarket stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteRS8084 Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 Is it wrong to think there are a couple of nipples that need greasing? ............. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Estate Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Rally Pack 2000 said: Are those those OEM? You know how I feel about the Chinese aftermarket stuff. It must be cold in the shade! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katana Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 14 hours ago, accord83 said: What Capri - where? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted October 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 Support Vegetable rights and peace.....by eating Bacon! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted October 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse don't talk.” Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a fkn liar!!” 😲 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddio Posted November 13, 2023 Report Share Posted November 13, 2023 On 10/10/2023 at 19:12, accord83 said: she obviously likes a Capri too!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted November 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 Just back from the gym, they have a great new machine. I only managed it for half an hour before I started to feel sick and had to quit...... It was great though, it did Mars, Snickers, crisps, kit kats, the works! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWL81P Posted November 22, 2023 Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? ones big and heavy and ones a little lighter. I'll get mi coat. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWL81P Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 went to shop today to buy some balloons for a birthday party, being from yorkshire i couldnt believe the price of them. I asked the shop keeper why are the balloons so expensive? He said said it was inflation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted December 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Sounds fair 👍 😎 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted December 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2023 Not sure if this counts as a joke, or as wise advice? Be careful what you wish for. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chriscross Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 Paddy walks into a cafe & looks at the menu: Cheese rolls 10p Ham rolls 20p swank £10 He then see a beautiful young doris who works there, she has a lovely body and huge tits, Paddy asks 'do you give the wanks?' 'I do' she said Paddy says 'well go wash your hands, I want two cheese rolls' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 😆😆😆 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pack 2000 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 All the friends that I have that own Mk2 Escorts are all RS2000 owners and im the only one with a flat nose so I have a bit of a meme joke around with them about it (Droopsnoot vs Flat) . Would it offend RS2000 owners if I posted the memes here? Its all meant in fun jibing and they come back with some good ones in return. 😀 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Knight Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Just before Christmas, I thought I’d get a temporary job for extra money. I applied at the local sat and pepper factory, they said ok, but it’s seasonal work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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